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Michael Shindler
@MichaelShindler
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Sep 27, 2021
    Twitter isn't new
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Jan 12, 2023
    DRIP ALERT
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Jul 6, 2018
    You: *owns the libs* Me, a MILLENNIAL: *rents the libs*
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Aug 10, 2025
    The more you study the Great Books, the more insane and unemployable you become. On the upside tho, you stop caring about those things around 5 years in. Instead, you care about pastries and local tap water quality.
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Jul 6, 2025
    Baptist: "Beer is the mind-killer. Beer is the little-death that brings total obliteration. . ." Catholic: "I will face beer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path."
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Jan 5, 2024
    Imagine logging onto twitter and seeing your own professor strongly implying that you suck in an attempt to own Chris Rufo
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Dec 30, 2024
    Tell me about a complicated man. Muse, tell me how he wandered and was lost
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Jan 16, 2024
    This is probably what Plato looked like
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    RAW EGG NATIONALIST
    @Babygravy9
    Feb 21, 2023
    Rare Karelin sighting. Still terrifying after all these years.
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Jan 5, 2023
    Insane photograph, incredible energy, deeply american
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Jun 28, 2021
    Unparalleled DRIP.
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Mar 19, 2022
    Was reading Descartes at Starbucks earlier today and a seemingly normal guy who recognized the cover proceeded to go on a rant about how philosophers can't predict the future, particularly events and stock prices. Two German tourists nearby were rendered speechless. Incredible.
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Jan 7, 2022
    Diogenes and the young platonists x.com/cIubcozy/statu…
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Jan 29, 2022
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    アザラシシーパラダイス【公式】
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    アザラシシーパラダイス【公式】
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    Michael Shindler
    @MichaelShindler
    Nov 28, 2022
    Imagine unironically tweeting this out despite not only being the guy who's best known for firing his staff for unionizing, but also dressing like the depicted caricature
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    Nathan J Robinson
    @NathanJRobinson
    Nov 25, 2022
    "they got you fighting a culture war to stop you from fighting a class war"