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Michael F Kane

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Michael F Kane

@MichaelFKane

Husband, Worship Leader, Sci-fi Author, cooks a mean pork butt. Non-Award winning author. Typos are a feature not a bug.

Joined December 2018

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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Jun 26
Are you interested in getting your hands on an early copy of The Witch of Hobomock Pass? Click the link and fill out the Google Form linked below to sign up. I'm almost ready to send them out! Kickstarter VERY SOON. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Apr 15, 2025
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Apr 15, 2025
LEGO has revealed the UCS Jango Fett’s Starship set. Will cost $299.99 and release on May 1. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Jul 20, 2025
Anyone want to talk about how they knew?
Sandy Petersen 🪔
@SandyofCthulhu
Jul 20, 2025
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Sep 7, 2025
Sixteen years ago Left 4 Dead 2 made a simple joke that utterly rejected the nihilism that has infected media. The rest of us should have followed suit...
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Oct 9, 2024
Men 'identifying' with Gaston is a modern internet phenomenom, willed into existence almost entirely by memes. A child that watches the movie will correctly identify Gaston is the monster. It takes adult depravity to identify with the obsessive narcisist that tries to manipulate
Brain Leakage
@BrainLeakage03
Oct 9, 2024
The primal women’s fantasy is to tame the monster. The primal men’s fantasy is to slay the monster. There’s a reason Gaston resonates with half the audience.
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Apr 15, 2025
Replying to @TheKingOfStank
Space Disagreements
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Apr 16, 2025
Replying to @MichaelFKane
Lol. Just found a review of this YouTube and the reviewer immediately called it the Salve 1 and then opened the box and corrected it with a bit of a smirk in his voice. Fail Disney. Fail. Lol.
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Oct 6, 2024
Replying to @theblaze
This is awful and Blaze should be ashamed of publishing click bait trash like this. A cartoon depicts a well functioning family with active, engaged parents, and conservative media tries to cut it down. Make some art or support art you think is better you absolute hacks.
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Dec 8, 2023
Replying to @discord and @baldursgate3
You just pulled a Windows 8 UI on mobile app. Never pull a windows 8.
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Sep 23, 2024
Replying to @imbrettcooper
Sorry/Not sorry, but the proliferation of weed culture is doing more damage to the US than most people realize.
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Aug 15, 2023
Replying to @kylegordon101 and @audtrullinger1
I am please to report that women are still my favorite guy.
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Jul 18, 2025
Replying to @SandyofCthulhu
Actually, turn and fight a cheetah. They are wimps with very low bone mass meant for running. They are all speed. Zero stamina. I would guess they wpuld back down from a human that engaged them directly.
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Oct 8, 2023
Replying to @UN_Women and @free_equal
Just here to enjoy the ratio.
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Michael F Kane
@MichaelFKane
Apr 15, 2025
Replying to @CW_writeme
I like Firespray, but that's manufacturer's model name. Jango and Boba's Firespray is the Slave 1.
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