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@Memetic_Theory
building the first autonomously self improving company. coo AlphaFund
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    @Memetic_Theory
    May 28
    We present empirical evidence of the first general economic scaling law beyond language data. We are incredibly excited to publish it, and definitively say: Recursive Self-Improvement is a Portfolio Optimization Problem AlphaFund.com/whitepaper
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Dec 21, 2025
    In the past 2 years we’ve gone from unprofitable to > top 10%, > top 1%, with the upcoming launch of Mark3.5, > top 0.1% performing hedge fund. However, a hedge fund is just a proof of technology. Our ambitions are much larger. AlphaFund Labs has built what SSI is trying
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Jan 31, 2025
    they took the swing down. apparently fun is illegal
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Jan 30, 2025
    men need side quests
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Jan 29, 2025
    who ever destroyed this swing destroyed critical SF infrastructure. we must rebuild
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Aug 27, 2025
    Replying to @shweta_ai
    yeah we tried that in 2001 and it fucking sucked
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Jan 31, 2025
    >noticed the swing on bernal heights was destroyed >spent a day getting supplies and rebuilt it >park police took it down >it will go back up this is literally a hill i'm willing to die on
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Jan 31, 2025
    they took the swing down. apparently fun is illegal
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Jan 31, 2025
    this is the most insane arc. SF parks and rec is doing the opposite of their logo
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Feb 2, 2025
    I dare them to remove this
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Jan 31, 2025
    Replying to @Memetic_Theory
    i did all the math, it's totally safe, and on a healthy living branch. the swing has been there for years. this is why people hate the government. @DanielLurie let's get this back up
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Apr 16, 2025
    Replying to @shwetdotai
    Id like to nominate krisp as a generationally evil company. not only are they going to help steal my grandmother's identity but they have absolutely destroyed discords sound cancellation.
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    @Memetic_Theory
    May 5, 2025
    Replying to @johncoogan
    we need to get them and the high speed rail people in a room together
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    @Memetic_Theory
    May 1, 2025
    someone betting on you, financially, romantically, or even as a friend before you truly made it, is one of the most special feelings in the world. It is to truly feel seen. you are not the obvious choice. most people don't understand what you'll do to prove them right
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Apr 29, 2025
    WE. WILL. NOT. LOSE.
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Jan 31, 2025
    bro, you're missing it, and ODing homeless person shitting themselves on the street represents a far smaller problem than existential threat of the nuclear murder swing
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    @Memetic_Theory
    Jul 7, 2024
    Replying to @CollinRugg and @larryjones
    Republicans would win so many voters if they just acknowledged basic charts and graphs.
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