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Josh!
@McNolf
Antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
London, UK
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Aug 6, 2024
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    COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP
    @afrocosmist
    Aug 5, 2024
    America is supremely fucked up no doubt but there is some nameless & ancient evil bubbling at the heart of British society
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Jul 30, 2024
    Replying to @TrueSlazac
    biggest challenge will be athletes trying to workout which gunshot is the start of the race
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Nov 8, 2024
    Replying to @twinkdefcon
    and yet you’d hate to have a dentist with bad teeth
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Aug 5, 2025
    Replying to @thechosenberg
    absolutely deserved and he shouldn’t be such a pussy about it
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Feb 15, 2024
    Replying to @thechosenberg
    This is why most drugs education doesn’t work, because you don’t typically get addicted right away. So the scare stories don’t hit. It’s after 6 months when it’s a core part of your socialising and you suddenly find you can’t go a weekend without it, that the addiction kicks in
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Sep 1, 2024
    gonna setup a company which does this en masse so I can sell safe unpasteurised milk to the masses
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Jul 10, 2025
    Replying to @justalexoki
    Wouldn’t it make more sense to impregnate his girlfriend’s mum?
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Aug 14, 2025
    Replying to @Daseincel
    how many ppl do you talk to, like in a month
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Jun 24, 2025
    Replying to @DocStrangelove2
    this causes endless tensions with the Japanese govt and population, if you rape the citizen of an ally you should get an additional 10-20yrs
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Jun 24, 2025
    Replying to @FrailSkeleton
    this is how I broke up with my ex gf :(
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Jun 27, 2025
    Replying to @Duderichy
    WHAT
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Jan 16, 2025
    Replying to @samfbiddle
    this part really surprised me
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    Jun 16, 2024
    Replying to @tulpapilled
    There’s a lot of competition for most evil WW2 participants, but Japan is up there
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    Josh!
    @McNolf
    May 20, 2025
    Replying to @gunalbum
    Survive what? A long walk? Where’s your tent you moron
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