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Matthew Zeitlin

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Matthew Zeitlin

@MattZeitlin

correspondent @heatmap_news matthew at heatmap dot news

New York

Joined January 2008

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Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Nov 25, 2025
My wife's book (!!!) The Elusive Body: Patients, Doctors, and the Diagnosis Crisis is out MARCH 31 and is available for pre-order NOW. It has it all: medical mysteries, rare illnesses, artificial intelligence, New Haven insect detectives. Tracy Kidder and Eric Topol approved!!!
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Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Mar 31, 2025
three countries with nothing but love, respect, and deep historical ties with each other
PiQ
@PiQSuite
Mar 31, 2025
CHINESE STATE MEDIA: CHINA, JAPAN, SOUTH KOREA REACH A CONSENSUS THAT THREE SIDES WILL JOINTLY RESPOND TO THE U.S. TARIFFS
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Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Jan 13, 2025
"It's a biopic about a singer no Americans have heard of and he's portrayed by a chimp"
Variety
@Variety
Jan 11, 2025
The Robbie Williams biopic “Better Man” isn’t exactly going bananas with a puny $580,000 opening day. Paramount acquired the feature for North American distribution for $25 million. bit.ly/4fOGtN3
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Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Nov 24, 2024
First time I’ve legit lol’d at a New Yorker cartoon in years
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Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
May 31, 2025
Trader Joe’s is not a grocery store it’s a treats emporium for adults
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Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Jun 27, 2024
how do all these zoomers have curly hair, are they getting perms, what's going on
KFC
@KFCBarstool
Jun 27, 2024
They’re evolving. They’re changing. It’s a new generation - perhaps maybe even a new species? - of Yankees fans. The old Yankees gabagool goombatz are extinct. These are like the Jurassic Park Yankees fans who were born in test tubes.
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Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Jul 9, 2024
respect to denzel washington for doing no accent work and acting and sounding like a corrupt cop from yonkers
Gladiator Movie
@GladiatorMovie
Jul 9, 2024
From director Ridley Scott, watch the new Official Trailer for #GladiatorII starring Paul Mescal, Pedro Pascal, Denzel Washington, Connie Nielsen, Joseph Quinn, and Fred Hechinger - Only in theatres November 22.
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Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Apr 3, 2025
whenever people start pulling out the five year up and to the right charts you know the market is puking
Amy Nixon
@texasrunnerDFW
Apr 3, 2025
The S&P 500 is now only up 118% in the last 5 years instead of 135% And everyone is on CNBC crying
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Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Nov 9, 2025
You’re not allowed to have these stickers on a cybertruck
Daniel Tenreiro
@TenreiroDaniel
Nov 9, 2025
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Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Mar 15, 2020
One way to think about social distancing is that to contribute to a great national cause in World War II you had to, like, die face down in the muck on some tiny pacific island, now you can literally stay at home, watch the sopranos or that Netflix dating show and be a hero
Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Jun 16, 2024
Oh my god this is the purest example of the World War II plane meme, we need to armor biker torsos!!!
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Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Jun 3, 2022
remember when dominos had that ad campaign that was like "our pizza was bad, we're sorry, now it's good," and now they have category leading delivery logistics and fine pizza? probably the only american institution that has gained trust recently
Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Dec 28, 2023
instead of having "winter" with "snow," the east coast now apparently has a season that can only be described as "pacific northwest mode": dark, wet, foggy, 45 degrees
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Matthew Zeitlin
@MattZeitlin
Feb 24, 2025
you see a german actor in a fun european movie as, like, der ecstasy sex hans and then you look at their imdb and realize they've played six different nuremberg defendants
Kenjac
@JackKennedy
Feb 24, 2025
Watching White Lotus and floored myself realizing the goofy manager is the actor that played Rudolf Höss in The Zone of Interest
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