Translating "Agamemnon the king who devours his people" to "cannibal king, you eat your people up" is terrible regardless of politics, you brainlet.
"Oh, you've never read The Odyssey???"
Your timing is perfect. Emily Wilson's translation is the best one in literally ages, has that sweet iambic pentameter to give it a "bouncy" feel, & makes dudebros cry that the classic has "gone woke". 😁
