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marmot
@MarmotRespecter
low-rise jeans activist
Joined December 2011
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Feb 14, 2024
    i went from 42k to 230k in 6 years with no degree by job hopping can't feed my kids with loyalty, brett
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    Brett Adcock
    Figure
    @adcock_brett
    Feb 13, 2024
    I often see resumes where someone has worked at 6 companies over the last 10 years. I'm staring at one right now. These job-hoppers usually last a little under 2yrs per company on average. If someone has a jumpy resume, it's the first thing I notice. It's so blatant to me, yet
    16M
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Aug 30, 2024
    a little sus they spent 3 years thinking about it
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    Globe Eye News
    @GlobeEyeNews
    Aug 29, 2024
    BREAKING: Taliban officially bans homosexuality.
    5.2M
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Sep 12, 2024
    oh god was not prepared for my teenage child to get 9/11 homework from history class had to interview me about 9/11 the way students had to interview ww2 veterans in the 90s
    2.2M
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Feb 28, 2024
    probably the 3rd or possibly even 2nd most mentally ill woman i've ever dated believed the saturn hexagon is a prison for demons
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    Ryan McEntush
    a16z
    @rmcentush
    Feb 28, 2024
    itโ€™s totally normal for there to be a perfect hexagon at saturnโ€™s pole and you definitely donโ€™t need to worry about it
    6.3M
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    May 1, 2024
    i went to autism hours at wal mart and everybody knew you, king
    4.1M
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Apr 30, 2025
    unironically "it's good to stop eating when you're full"
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    Drug Money Capital โ„ข๏ธ
    @TheDrugMoney
    Apr 29, 2025
    Whatโ€™s something rich kids learn at dinner that poor kids never hear once?
    2.6M
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Jul 6, 2024
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    Angantรฝr
    @BasedNorthmathr
    Jul 6, 2024
    5โ€11 is arguably the perfect height
    5.4M
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Jan 3, 2025
    knew it was going to be a tech guy before i even clicked the profile
    6.2M
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Apr 7, 2024
    love it when science confirms things we've known intuitively for years
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    Nicholas Fabiano, MD
    @NTFabiano
    Apr 5, 2024
    Fast walkers have higher IQ and larger brains than slow walkers. ๐Ÿงต1/9
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Jul 13, 2024
    i'd punch that twink so hard he'd have irregular periods for a year
    4.7M
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Jan 6, 2025
    my favorite january 6th subplot was the pervert stealing AOC's shoes
    1.2M
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Jan 22, 2025
    taking ur prison plant home is such a vibe
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    Watcher.Guru
    @WatcherGuru
    Jan 22, 2025
    JUST IN: Silk Road Founder Ross Ulbricht seen out of prison following pardon from President Trump.
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Sep 15, 2025
    "would you rather live in antarctica or have a non zero chance of being indian?"
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    Terrible Maps
    @TerribleMaps
    Sep 15, 2025
    If you had the chance to be born again, which region would you pick?
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    marmot
    @MarmotRespecter
    Dec 20, 2024
    i went to the gay apparel store and they said you already donned everything
    1.5M

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