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Margolis PLLC
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Margolis PLLC
@MargolisPLLC
Outside/fractional general counsel services and commercial litigation.
Miami, FL
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Joined August 2023
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Nov 17, 2023
    Oh you’re a lawyer? Name all the laws. I’ll wait.
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Jan 15, 2024
    Me: the contract was silent on that issue Judge: ok Me: so there was a meeting of the mimes Judge: denied
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Nov 18, 2023
    Me when my paralegal is out of town until Monday
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Nov 29, 2023
    Lawyers on here: what is your practice area(s) and what jurisdiction(s) do you practice in. People on here are always looking for referrals so it’s probably good to tell everyone what you do.
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Aug 2, 2025
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    SMB Attorney
    @SMB_Attorney
    Aug 2, 2025
    A lawyer starts a firm and names it after themselves. It's not just a bad business move in 2025. There's also something strange about it that I can't quite explain. It just feels... off? Anyone else feel this way?
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Mar 7, 2024
    He pleases the court
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    not your lawyer
    @schizesq
    Mar 7, 2024
    Bullshit. This man has seen it all. This man will file the most scathing motion you’ve ever read & follow up with a “sent from my iPhone” email. This man sees the judges daily & won’t be fooled by your BigLaw ~fear me~ attitude. I’d trust this man with my life.
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Jan 10, 2024
    Being an attorney means you can’t be petty and enjoy watching what happens when a person doesn’t take your advice because you know you’re going to have to clean up that mess at some point.
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Dec 19, 2023
    You're laughing?? A chat bot agreed to take $1 for a Chevy Tahoe and all the lawyers freaked out and you're laughing??
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Jan 30, 2024
    What we thought you wanted: formal/detailed legal memo What you really wanted: three bullet points and a thumbs up
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Dec 3, 2023
    Deleting anything in a Word doc you converted from PDF
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    Alex Su
    @heyitsalexsu
    Dec 3, 2023
    When you make a small edit to the final draft
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Nov 21, 2023
    Email like it’s going to be read by a lawyer on a docuseries
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Jul 28, 2025
    Share a piece of legal lore about yourself.
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Nov 21, 2023
    We are not offering Black Friday deals, stop asking.
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    Margolis PLLC
    @MargolisPLLC
    Nov 17, 2023
    Hey I don’t care what everyone else is saying, I think your employee handbook is great
    15K