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Maid(evil)
@MalloryMable
Short || Fight Bimbo || More of an appliance || ๐Ÿ’
Born September 9, 1999
Joined November 2015
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Jul 3, 2022
    My gender: โ€ขWoman(biological) โ€ขRobot(autistic)
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Jul 27, 2025
    What is the humanities equivalent of "I liked math and then they added letters"
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Nov 2, 2024
    Haus contributing to unrealistic expectations for women always drawing them hard
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    Haus of Decline
    @hausofdecline
    Nov 2, 2024
    A nude t-girl says to her t-girl partner "Get me the electrical tape. I'm finally gonna fix the frayed sparking cable. A cable in the fusebox goes SPARK KRAKL KRAK." Her partner says "no can do. I used the alst of the electrical tape putting X's on my nipples. The first woman says "Hey, that pretty hot!" The second woman says "I know, right?" Their expression remain vacant as an electrical fire FWOOSHES behind them.
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Sep 7, 2025
    "they'd kill you in [x] place for being queer" big talk from a person living in country that had legal gay marriage for almost eleven whole years
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Aug 11, 2024
    Gf has moved on from giving me hickies and now just bites my neck until I start to cry
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Jul 27, 2025
    Replying to @MalloryMable
    This one always makes me sad because I'm certain these people use variables in their lives and just had a bad teacher/weren't ready for it/had other stuff going on but I truly never know what to say and it's a pretty common response to saying you're studying math
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Sep 29, 2022
    Every t4t trans girl dating a woman in tech has a bar for how evil her gfs company can be, and I've gotta say, lots of y'all's are embarrassingly low
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    May 8, 2021
    Logging into my old neopronouns account to discover all my genders have starved to death
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Jun 2, 2022
    Oh you're a trans woman, what bodily fluid do you have a fixation on?
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Sep 15, 2024
    Learned last week that I'm so autistic the sports authority regulating virginia high school wrestling made a rule about me several years after I graduated Apparently its now no longer acceptable to sing to your opponents during matches :(
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Jun 11, 2025
    I'll say it: "sportsball" is a trauma response
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Nov 18, 2020
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Aug 2, 2022
    I hate going through the airport having to explain to the TSA lady why my dick isn't as big as the girls she sees on twitter
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    Maid(evil)
    @MalloryMable
    Apr 23, 2025
    People with 100 followers basically do not experience twitter in the same way as you and like moderate levels of mocking from your much larger audience can be really upsetting I consider tiny accounts basically non pvp enabled because of disproportionate psychic damage
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