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🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
@MaDhlomo_
I write, build things, and overthink love. Cybersecurity💻| Full Stack Software Dev👩🏽‍💻| Politics | Law 👩🏽‍⚖️| Food | don’t stress me | AuDHD🧠
Pretoria, South Africa
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Apr 2
    Summer is out. Bring your teacups and your gowns out! I’ll bring the scones at a fee yk?🤭
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Nov 3, 2025
    This what I mean by I wanna do mad stuff with my partner 🤣
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Sep 8, 2025
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    George Mnguni
    @Okay_Wasabi
    Sep 6, 2025
    There’s that pointing dog people use in TikTok comments that KILLS me.
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Jul 22, 2025
    Is orange a joke to you?😭😭
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    ethyl ꕤ 🌼
    @luvmoonv
    Jul 22, 2025
    Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color 🤗
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Nov 25, 2024
    Getting admitted for stomach cramps and coming home with a baby would LITERALLY kill me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Oct 10, 2024
    She did a real thing proper. Women choosing themselves >>> 🥹🫰🏾
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    Musa Khawula
    @Musa_Khawula
    Oct 10, 2024
    Laliya Mgweba has successfully terminated her pregnancy after being neglected by Young Stunna who was gonna be the father to their baby.
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Feb 6, 2025
    If Montoya wasn’t running and screaming there? She would’ve put it back in😭
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    Hlovo
    @hlovo_
    Feb 6, 2025
    Dawg she was RIDING 😭😭😭😭
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Feb 16, 2025
    And LinkedIn is a snitch 😂
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    BIGSAM :)
    @badghel_sam
    Feb 16, 2025
    Stalking someone on LinkedIn is wild lmaoooo.
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Feb 12, 2024
    Not with that currency😭✋🏾
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    EO
    @_ezeokolorie
    Feb 11, 2024
    We still own Africa
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Jul 24, 2024
    Sending “?” After being ignored
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    Shayan.
    @ShayanAhmed_
    Jul 23, 2024
    What feels like begging but isn’t?
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Mar 25, 2024
    Unrelated but there’s really always 2 besties in a 3 group friendship 😭
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    The Midas Punter
    @MidasPuntZA
    Mar 24, 2024
    00:00
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Oct 1, 2025
    One thing about a nigga that loves you? He'll feed you. 😭
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Sep 18, 2024
    I AM NOT GIVING ANYONE A CHILD WITHOUT THOSE COWS AND THAT RING!!! 👍🏾
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    🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎
    @MaDhlomo_
    Jun 12, 2025
    They exist. They just don’t make it their culture or their personality. 💀
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