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Luke Dutch
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Luke Dutch
@LukeDutchh
Liverpool
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Joined December 2012
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Jul 25, 2024
    I just got real life death threats because I crashed into this guys car on GTA 5 hahaha
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Mar 23, 2025
    Imagine having to spend the rest of your life with Jake Paul
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    Jake Paul
    @jakepaul
    Mar 22, 2025
    No better feeling than finding a person who jumps two feet in the air with heels on when you ask them to spend their life with you. I won.
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Jan 1, 2025
    Ever since tha CEO got murdered hes been using his kid like an armour plate in rebirth hahaha
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    Howard Mortman
    @HowardMortman
    Jan 1, 2025
    Elon Musk arrives Mar-A-Lago New Year's Eve party with Trump
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Nov 11, 2024
    Americans are so mentally ill hahaha oh no not a glass of wine around kids. A bunch of guns in the house? Ye course no problem proper normal tha, just no crushed fucking grapes, too dangerous
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    bstrat515 👑💛
    @bstrat515
    Nov 10, 2024
    Replying to @PopBase
    Who drinks wine while playing games with kids?
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Jul 20, 2025
    The lesson being that both of them have a girlfriend and you’re a fat lonely cunt hating behind a screen hahaha
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    Garbage Human
    @GarbageHuman24
    Jul 20, 2025
    There’s a lesson here
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Mar 30, 2025
    Going to a midnight release for a video game you’re excited for has to be a top 10 human experience ever
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    Old Internet
    @OldInternetFeel
    Mar 29, 2025
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Feb 22, 2025
    The more time I spend around my 9 year old niece makes me realise that at her age I had absolutely 0 reason murdering thousands of innocent civilians at an airport with my Russian comrades
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    May 27, 2023
    The worst sports account to ever exist
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Feb 16, 2024
    He doesn’t go to parties because he is a Lamborghini being roadblocked by sheep
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Mar 24, 2024
    Call of duty should collab with google maps and let players design maps around their own neighbourhoods. 6v6 Search & Destroy in your local boozer would revive the franchise entirely
    3.6M
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Mar 10, 2024
    My first time seeing a seesaw
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    steven Klopp
    @stevenKloppLFC2
    Mar 10, 2024
    Could go either way this
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Jan 26, 2024
    10 minutes before pro clubs with the boys vs 10 minutes into pro clubs with the boys
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Sep 9, 2023
    Always loved dolphin’s great animals
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    Luke Dutch
    @LukeDutchh
    Dec 21, 2023
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    NBC Sports
    @NBCSports
    Dec 18, 2023
    What's the most iconic venue in all of sports?
    2.5M

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