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Tim to the muthafucking T
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Tim to the muthafucking T
@LosFreaklander
"the group that should be in the streets, has been bought off by Jay Z"
yo mama's house
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    Jul 21, 2024
    Watched a woman in her 40’s get called an auntie by a woman in her 20’s at brunch. Her reply “ Bitch I am not your aunt”
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    Jul 22, 2024
    My childhood friend went to jail for a drug territory shoot out. An innocent bystander was murdered. Did his 20 + years. Got free a few years ago. Had the audacity to post on the book of faces “Don’t vote for Kamala because she locked black men up.”
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    Jan 31, 2024
    Neighbor on my block and I stopped speaking to each other a few years ago. We would pass each other every day & not say a world. Now we both have dogs and they are friends. We still don't speak . We just stand there like dickheads for 30 seconds every day while our dogs say hi.
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    Jun 19, 2024
    My grandfather saw a woman that caught his eye. Put on his best suit and went to her house to ask her parents if he could take her on a date. When he got there another guy was already there. He looked at her little sister sitting on the sofa & asked her out. The rest is history.
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    Shefon N. Taylor
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    Feb 18, 2021
    the story of how your grandparents met is black history too.
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    Jul 16, 2024
    Johnathan Majors was A list. Now he is attending Tyler Perry premieres with Megan and getting Jason Lee awards. Didn’t he go to Yale? I know he watched that Tyler movie seething inside.
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    Aug 19, 2023
    Felt a disturbance in the force at 6:30am. Popped in the kids room. Saw him under the covers and the light from his phone. Pulled back the covers and he is on FaceTime with a cute teengirl wearing a bonnet. The teenage years have commenced.
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    Jun 19, 2024
    Shouting black owned while skinning & grinning with racist Nazi sympathizer on a yacht on Juneteenth is a Boondocks episode.
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    Nov 25, 2023
    Save Harlem.
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    May 4, 2024
    What a fumble by the WNBA.
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    NOLA.com
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    May 4, 2024
    Angel Reese's WNBA debut wasn't televised. So a fan livestreamed it — and 434,000 tuned in. nola.com/sports/lsu/ang…
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    Jun 19, 2024
    Replying to @LosFreaklander
    I did not find this out until my grandfather was in the cancer hospice. His body was wasting away but his mind was still sharp. We used to watch Mets game to pass time. He was a man of few words. I asked him how he met grandma "I was trying to get with your Aunt Alice first"
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    Apr 29, 2024
    You are living wrong if your wife, mistress and ex girlfriend all hate you enough to testify against you. God is trying to tell you that you are out of pocket.
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    Robert Littal BSO
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    Apr 29, 2024
    Ex-NBA Player Sebastian Telfair Opens Up About His Wife, Mistress and Girlfriend All Testifying Against Him in Gun Trial (Video) bit.ly/44hF3Xd
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    Jan 5, 2024
    Me stealing jokes off twitter to tell my friends.
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    Nov 30, 2023
    Teenage years are here. Kid was talking to me reckless this morning. Waited 30 minutes after he left for school. Logged into T-Mobile and turned his phone off.
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    Tim to the muthafucking T
    @LosFreaklander
    May 8, 2023
    Made this kid spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread. Used chick-pea pasta. He ate it all. Looked at me and said “I don’t know what kind of pasta that was but please don’t buy it again. I was hungry but that wasn’t good”.
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