Rusty (@LieutenantRusty) / X

Rusty

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Rusty

@LieutenantRusty

Mech Engineer. Gamer. Former USN Surface Warfare Officer. Certified Professional Irritable Jerk. Wood chipper enthusiast. #fuckcancer

United States

Joined October 2014

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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Sep 19, 2025
I seem to have rather unexpectedly gained some new followers recently. In the spirit of managing expectations, please understand that I will disappoint you in some way, and more likely sooner than later.
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Dec 18, 2024
Hey, .@UPS- your driver absolutely 100% stole my package. I have zero questions or doubts about this. This is the "proof of delivery" picture posted with my tracking number. Why am I so sure that the driver stole it? I'm glad you asked!
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Dec 18, 2024
Replying to @LieutenantRusty
I'm still 100% sure that they intended to keep it, though. They looked super fuckin pissed at me when I opened the door.
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Jul 8, 2024
Now, I'm not gonna tell anyone how to run their RPG, but I will say that of all the disabled folks I've gamed with, not a goddamn one of them fantasized about being disabled. They lived that shit. Every day. If your version of escapism is fantasizing about being handicapped,
memeslich 💀 dnd memes
@memeslich
Jul 8, 2024
What do you allow in your games?
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Aug 8, 2024
Replying to @GOVUK
I’ve got my license to post whatever I want, no matter what you think about it. Here’s what it looks like:
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Dec 18, 2024
Replying to @LieutenantRusty
UPDATE Even though I couldn't get through to a person, I did file a report with UPS online before posting this, and basically told them the same thing I said above. Just now--about 2 hours after filing the report online--the driver came back and delivered my package.
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Sep 18, 2025
This is your moment of education for today. Please enjoy learning about road rollers.
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Dec 18, 2024
Replying to @LieutenantRusty
I checked my cameras, and sure enough- at the right time, the driver stops a couple doors down, delivers that package (to the correct address), and then gets back in the truck and drives right on by my house. @UPS, your driver is a fucking thief.
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Dec 18, 2024
Replying to @LieutenantRusty
See, I know that's not the right package. That's an Amazon package, and I'm expecting a styrofoam cooler of frozen steaks. Fortunately, that's a distinctive door mat, and the people several houses down hadn't brought the package in yet. I snapped my own picture of the package.
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Dec 18, 2024
Replying to @LieutenantRusty
And hey- that tracking number works! And the driver posted a proof of delivery picture of that package, too! Those are two different pictures of the exact same package. The driver did not make a mistake- he deliberately took a second picture.
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Dec 18, 2024
Replying to @TheRickPatton and @UPS
Did try that, and as I already noted: it worked.
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Apr 4, 2025
Replying to @ShitpostRock
Mechanic Pixie Dreamgirl
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Nov 12, 2024
Replying to @MeghannMyers_
Look, lady, you people have like 6 store aisles dedicated to face wash MADE FROM SNAILS. Don't you even DARE try and come at us over having half a shelf of stuff.
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Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Sep 28, 2024
Replying to @IrishUnity
So, islands that belong to someone else are okay to annex if they just happen to be next to your country? Odd take from the Irish.
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