- Matey here trying to change the clutch on a pack of SalmonIt has just taken me FIFTEEN MINUTES to open this pack of salmon. Surely there MUST be an easier way?! @Tesco
- Lost count the number of times I’ve said to someone ‘yeah sounds great, I’ll give it a go’ about a tv series then just never ended up giving it a go
- Releasing statements after having a few too many beers at the football
- ‘Fancy a game of 7-a-side later mate?’ Yeah go on then, what times kick off?! ‘9.15pm mate, that alright?’ Class that, can’t wait.. see you over there
- Madeleine McCann search 18 years on may be too late bbc.in/3ZNaKGF
- Can we stop making thick people famous please‼️ Beavo responds to Luke Littler as Luke showed interest in boxing him 🥊🗣️
- This bloke has been a one man advert for gambling awareness this week 😂😂😂I’ve done my bollocks at Cheltenham!! 🥺 #CheltenhamFestival
- Genuinely is the worst dinner I’ve seen in my whole entire fucking lifeDinner time in the Skinner house! And I’ve cooked a lovely bit of rainbow trout cooked in garlic lemon & butter for everyone! The baby twins are trying it tonight for the 1st run. Fingers crossed they love it as much as I do! Bosh❤️
