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Lasercorn

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Lasercorn

@LaserCorn

Dad, Video Creator, fan of Dino Riders. Catch me over on OgSog.

Los Angeles

youtube.com/lasercorn

Joined November 2010

Lasercorn
@LaserCorn
Jan 2, 2020
Tyler: (handing me a controller) "Daddy I need help with Zelda" Me: "Ah, I think I see the problem. You're surrounded by bokoblins, you have one heart, a stick for a weapon and somehow you've managed to change the language to French." Tyler: "Yes. Help please."
Lasercorn
@LaserCorn
Jul 26, 2019
Tyler: Daddy I want want water. Me: Ok, I'll get you water. Tyler: You have to pay for it though. Me: (reaching for water) Right, but first I have to... Tyler: (very loudly) YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT OR IT'S STEALING! All eyes turn to us. Airport security moves closer.
Lasercorn
@LaserCorn
Sep 18, 2020
Teacher: Everyone get out your glue sticks. Tyler: Ok, let me just get it from my inventory. Teacher: That's a big word! Where did you learn that? Me:
Lasercorn
@LaserCorn
Aug 28, 2019
My son just told me: "I don't want to go to school. I just want to play video games all day." I still made him go, but I know the feeling.
Lasercorn
@LaserCorn
Oct 1, 2018
Tyler: "Daddy, let's play Dice Hat!" Me: "What's Dice Hat?" Tyler: *drops dice in a baseball cap. "I win!" Me: "This game is clearly nonsense but also I demand a rematch."
Lasercorn
@LaserCorn
Oct 25, 2020
I watched my 5 year old son moving rocks from one pile to another for about 10 minutes yesterday. I finally asked him what he was doing and he responded "Boring adult stuff."
Lasercorn
@LaserCorn
Jun 27, 2020
update
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@LaserCorn
Jun 30, 2020
My 5 year old son beat Spiderman on the PS4 yesterday. I had to help him a few times, but for the most part, he handled it. Proud dad moment.
Lasercorn
@LaserCorn
Jun 20, 2023
Super happy to see these two making vids together and owning @Smosh once again! Congrats to @SmoshIan and @Anthonypadilla
Smosh
@smosh
Jun 20, 2023
WE BOUGHT SMOSH
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@LaserCorn
May 4, 2019
Tyler: *takes bacon off my plate. Me: Are you stealing my bacon? Tyler: No daddy, you're sharing it. I knew he would weaponize sharing eventually.
Lasercorn
@LaserCorn
Sep 9, 2020
When I found out I was going to be having a son, I got some Spiderman wall stickers for his room instead of BURNING DOWN A HUGE CHUNK OF CALIFORNIA. #DontBeDumb
Lasercorn
@LaserCorn
Dec 11, 2017
Tyler: Daddy, get the baby under the bed. Me: Did you lose a toy under your bed? (Looks under bed, nothing there) there's nothing there buddy. Tyler: (Looks under bed.) Yeah daddy, the baby. Me: Random family trip to the nearest hotel! Woo! Everyone in the car!
Lasercorn
@LaserCorn
Apr 7, 2019
Tyler: Daddy let's turn everyone into robots. Me: A bold plan. But certainly the governments of the world will resist you. How will you deal with them? Tyler: Turn them into robots? Me: My god... he's unstoppable.
Lasercorn
@LaserCorn
Jul 14, 2019
I'd love to join in the #Area51 raid but unfortunately I am allergic to bullets. Good luck out there!