My uncle told my mom that in New York it’s legal to kill a baby up to 60 seconds after it’s been born. When she said that was horse shit he told her to get informed.
As a person who’s never had a penis, the idea that you have to shake the lingering piss out of your wiener so it doesn’t get on your pants is extremely funny to me
My friend’s boyfriend’s boss sent a video of himself masturbating in a mirror to all of his employees instead of his fiancé, these were his following messages
