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Kids Write Jokes
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Kids Write Jokes
@KidsWriteJokes
These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 📙: tinyurl.com/kwjbook
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    Jun 7, 2021
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    Feb 2, 2022
    what does NASA stand for. not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    Feb 8, 2019
    what does NASA stand for. not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    May 21, 2020
    why did the crab go to prison crimes
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    Sep 23, 2018
    why did the crab go to prison crimes
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    Nov 4, 2019
    why did the heghog need a friend. we all do sometimes
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    Dec 8, 2021
    hello IDIOT
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    Feb 2, 2019
    Q: What kind of dinosaur loves sleep? A: All of them! They will never wake up now.
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    Oct 18, 2018
    what does NASA stand for. not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    Feb 29, 2020
    what does NASA stand for. not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    Nov 27, 2022
    hello IDIOT
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    Mar 5, 2021
    why did the crab go to prison crimes
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    Kids Write Jokes
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    Dec 26, 2018
    why did the heghog need a friend. we all do sometimes
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    Jan 3, 2019
    whats the differnce between a man and a poo nothing

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