Justin Lardinois (@JustinLardinois) / X

Apr 12, 2024

“We don’t eat meat. It’s OK if you do, but not in this house” “Near UCSC and beach” (not possible to be near both) “You are not allowed to use the kitchen. Microwave provided” I don’t miss Santa Cruz apartment hunting.

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Justin Lardinois

@JustinLardinois

Feb 18, 2024

Replying to @lisasaurstomp

I’ve got you beat (this is in Hayward, CA)

sign for a restaurant named “Just Potato Salad and Much Much More”

Replying to @sodabrunette

His successor:

Replying to @jjjjjjjjojohohn

Unless they know something about your field, the relevant responses are basically only this or a kind of awkward “oh cool” that stunts the conversation. Their message has a playful tone to it, it doesn’t need to be taken so seriously.

He probably never sat down at a piano and tried to play, and he probably thinks that all the arm motions and complicated finger positions he sees pianists do are just for show and don’t affect how it sounds.

Justin Lardinois

@JustinLardinois

Dec 1, 2022

According to the article, he did, but he thought he was smarter than all the other Johns and that they had their numbers wrong, so he was “fixing” it.

Justin Lardinois

@JustinLardinois

May 27, 2023

Replying to @dieworkwear

Derek I just gotta say that I appreciate how you’re so outspoken about the politics associated with clothing/fashion. It’s a relevant topic for pretty much every content niche, but very few content creators are willing to go there for fear of alienating their audience.

Replying to @hradzka

My teacher was delighted to point out the homoeroticism in the elevator

Replying to @chimaosx @gabrielfv_ and 2 others

Virtually every software company uses GitHub for something (most commonly third-party open source stuff) but quite a lot don’t use GitHub to host their own codebases (which is what @gabrielfv_ clearly meant).

Replying to @depthsofwiki

This took me out

Replying to @GoldenMollar_ @AnAngryOpossum and @EnemysEverywere

This account is impersonating a real person, and he did hold that post

en.wikipedia.org

William B. Garrett III - Wikipedia

Replying to @depthsofwiki

Not surprising for a guy named after the Heisman Trophy

Replying to @noahpasaran

Wild. Only a handleful of occurrences before the sketch, and if you go actually search Google Books, all of the 20th century ocurrences are mentions of people actually named “Debbie Downer,” not the expression.

Replying to @sapphyreblayze

I like this old comic page that depicts Obi-Wan and his two Jedi pupils: Darth Vader and Luke’s father, who are separate people, with the former already in his suit and helmet and the latter sporting the most ridiculous haircut I’ve ever seen

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