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    J
    @JordanRowes
    Mar 25, 2020
    Coronavirus said this ones for you Princess Diana
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    J
    @JordanRowes
    May 27, 2020
    He said fuck them kids
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    J
    @JordanRowes
    Mar 8, 2020
    Women being sad about their stomach then 5mins later.
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    irônico
    @hmdroga
    Feb 28, 2020
    Bomboclaat
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    J
    @JordanRowes
    Feb 16, 2020
    If i carve into chicken and its cake i’m causing a scene
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    J
    @JordanRowes
    Jul 1, 2018
    So there is people bringing a glass of coke to bed instead of water? Are you a fucking crackhead
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    @JordanRowes
    Jul 24, 2023
    My first born will see astro turf with cones laid out before he sees his mum
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    Transfer News Live
    @DeadlineDayLive
    Jul 24, 2023
    🚨 Kylian Mbappé €700m salary at Al-Hilal for 1 season: €58.33m a month €13.3m a week €1.9m a day €79,900 an hour €1,332 a minute €22 per second
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    @JordanRowes
    Dec 20, 2021
    Imagine growing up to see TikToks of your mum dancing next to you while you were fighting for your life
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    @dollarbillbluez
    Dec 19, 2021
    Holy shit
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    J
    @JordanRowes
    Dec 23, 2019
    Women 🤝 Thinking eating is a personality trait
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    J
    @JordanRowes
    Feb 6, 2025
    Man covered 1 mile sprinting on sand do you know the levels of head loss that is 😭
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    J
    @JordanRowes
    May 30, 2023
    Do you know how crazy it is to rinse out your ketchup bottle, fill it with water then take it gym?
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    Adam C
    @AdamC7
    May 29, 2023
    Belter that is
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    J
    @JordanRowes
    Jun 12, 2020
    McDonalds in Australia??? I’ll learn to firm the spiders init
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    J
    @JordanRowes
    Mar 27, 2020
    Americans are so fucking moist
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    @JordanRowes
    Nov 21, 2019
    People that said this was gold were attention seekers
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    Noah🇨🇩
    @noahmbo
    Nov 20, 2019
    We are all grown up now, can everyone just admit that this was black and blue?
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    @JordanRowes
    Nov 17, 2019
    These man don’t age init
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    antanddec
    @antanddec
    Nov 15, 2019
    On our way to meet the class of 2019 🚤 #ImAceleb