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Jordan
@JordanDahms
Chicago, IL
Born November 21
Joined July 2009
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    Jordan
    @JordanDahms
    Sep 16, 2024
    Milo’s favorite segment, keep it up fellas @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease
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    Jordan
    @JordanDahms
    Nov 30, 2014
    Replying to @BuzzFeed
    Article of the year. RT @BuzzFeed: 34 Photos That Will Satisfy All Perfectionists buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/p…
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    34 Photos That Will Satisfy All Perfectionists
    The end of this post has a peach getting peeled, and you’re going to love it.
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    Jordan
    @JordanDahms
    Feb 22, 2019
    Replying to @ndimichino
    Apple was like
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    Jordan
    @JordanDahms
    May 2, 2013
    MAY 23rd @TACOBELL IS BRINGING BACK THE BEEFY CRUNCH BURRITO. 5/23/13
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    Jordan
    @JordanDahms
    Aug 15, 2025
    The state of sports media today. #ESPN’s very own, Monica McNutt, confidently stating that Druski’s Barry Sanders jersey was OBVIOUSLY tied to Shadeur Sanders on #FirstTake this morning.
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    Jordan
    @JordanDahms
    Jun 11, 2019
    Replying to @DOBrienATL and @Buster_ESPN
    Or, ya know, it’s a major league pitcher pitching against Low-A ball talent
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    Jordan
    @JordanDahms
    Apr 22, 2020
    Replying to @BleacherReport @TigerWoods and 2 others
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    Jordan
    @JordanDahms
    May 23, 2019
    Replying to @Buster_ESPN
    The answer is the Cubs, Buster.
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    Jordan
    @JordanDahms
    Aug 16, 2018
    Replying to @XboxSupport
    GIF
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    Jordan
    @JordanDahms
    Feb 10, 2021
    Replying to @evan_breen
    Musical frisson
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    Jordan
    @JordanDahms
    Jun 30, 2021
    @DOM_Frederic if I’m keeping the lights on today I want a goddamn W
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    Jordan
    @JordanDahms
    May 22, 2019
    Replying to @stoolpresidente
    Lmfao “for when the blood sugar gets low”