*Dad at a wrestling tournament*
His brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Him: “SQUEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!”
Johnny Eblen
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- Not that I’m trying to stir up any unwarranted drama, but gordan ryan just stated that MMA should allow athletes to be on steroids because it would supposedly make it more entertaining. Hey bro, there’s a reason your health sucks and it has a lot to do with you wanting to be an
- So this is what it’s like when you have a bunch of yes men around you 🤦♂️Sean O’Malley rewatches his fight with Merab Dvalishvili and explains why he won 3-2 🤨
- Yo they mistakenly thought Bud Crawford was Kendrick Lamar 😭 #UFC306
00:00 - It’s depressing every time I watch a ufc middleweight title fight. I know I’m at that level and I can beat these guys. I just want to fight the best in the world…
- Oh fantastic, two slimy bastards joining forces. It’s like a handshake between two grease stains. This collab’s gonna be so slick, even eels are taking notes.
- Shut the fuck up you rapist woman beaterGod isn't looking down on you merely observing your decisions. God is using you. You are doing what he needs you to do. Do you understand?
- I had Sean 1,2 & 5
- I beat DDP. I’m better in every facet. I like my probabilities.
- Still waiting on pfl for some fight news… haven’t heard a peep from Donn or the PFL team. What’s going on guys?
- I want a rematch. ASAP.









