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John Lewis
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John Lewis
@johnlewis
Computer science educator, father of four, social liberal, atheist, and not a retail store. he/him/your majesty
Blacksburg, Virginia
Joined November 2007
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Nov 14, 2019
    Well, I didn't have anything planned for today anyway.
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Aug 6, 2021
    I respectfully disagree.
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    John Lewis & Partners
    @JohnLewisRetail
    Aug 5, 2021
    It's never too early for Christmas๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ˜‰
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Dec 24, 2018
    HEY! I've been verified!
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Sep 2, 2017
    That's ok. I never offered to sell you any. @JohnLewisRetail
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Nov 10, 2017
    I've recently become aware of that, yes.
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    Mark
    @Mark_Hatten
    Nov 10, 2017
    @johnlewis Your name is the same a shop in England Did you know ?
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Nov 9, 2022
    Elon, please do not suspend @johnlewisretail. They are not doing a parody of me, it's an homage.
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    Elon Musk
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    @elonmusk
    Nov 6, 2022
    Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying โ€œparodyโ€ will be permanently suspended
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Nov 15, 2019
    #ExcitableEdgar in the house! Literally. @jlandpartners sent me another box of goodies: Edgar, a Google Home Hub, a cashmere scarf/hat set, chocolate Edgars, a tin of Quality Street chocolates, the pudding from the ad, and more! Thank you!
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Nov 10, 2017
    Yikes. It's here.
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Nov 6, 2015
    99+ notifications. Sigh.
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Apr 28, 2021
    In his defense, my couch has seen better days. But 'interiors nightmare' kinda hurt.
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Nov 10, 2017
    I humbly apologize. I don't know what got into me.
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    Steve Jevon ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ#FBPE #NoPlaceForRacism
    @SteveJevon
    Nov 10, 2017
    @johnlewis sorry mate, you've done better
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Nov 14, 2019
    Yes. Yes you have.
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    Jacs Holt
    @jacs_holt
    Nov 14, 2019
    Replying to @lee1ngham @GrH1584 and @johnlewis
    You mean I have been tweeting some strange man in America about my underwear?
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Nov 21, 2018
    The folks at John Lewis (the other one) sent me another gift: Elton John CD and swag. An Oriori gaming ball. A Quality Street tin of sweets. AND...a pair of premium tickets to the Elton John farewell tour! I can't wait to see @eltonofficial in concert! Thank you @jlandpartners!
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    John Lewis
    @johnlewis
    Nov 5, 2018
    My guess is that uneven distribution of energy exploited micro fractures in the plate invisible to the eye, causing expansion and contraction that ultimately resulted in a full fracture. But what do I know? @jlandpartners

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