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Joey Devine

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Joey Devine

@JoeyDevine

comedian/writer/temporary host of @roundrockpod. I believe that Dinosaur World is the only place where a boy like me could be happy

Los Angeles, CA

Joined April 2010

Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
Dec 16, 2020
James Harden treating his body like christian bale trying to win an Oscar
Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
May 8, 2019
Don’t forget: NO MATTER HOW CUTE HE IS, DETECTIVE PIKACHU IS STILL A COP
Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
Dec 30, 2019
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 　 ♿♿♿ ♿ ♿　♿ 👇 ♿♿ 👇 　 ♿　♿ 　 ♿　 ♿ 　 👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of pooping my pants during the nba finals.
Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
Jan 12, 2023
Replying to @xanabon
What up I’m jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to read
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Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
Feb 2, 2019
Colin Quinn. I delivered food to him and when he found out I was a comic he tipped me $100 on top of the 30% he’d already tipped, and said “Welcome to LA. You be good Joey Devine.” I was short on rent and ran away because I didn’t want to cry in front of Colin Quinn.
The Kronstadt Gardener 🇵🇸
@ThomasAwful
Feb 2, 2019
Who is the most famous person to make you cry? I mean personally, not because they started playing for a different sports team or something like that.
Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
Jun 1, 2021
Jeffery Epstein is alive and playing saxophone for the Nets rn
Tas Melas
@TasMelas
Jun 1, 2021
Nets are the saxier New York team right now.
Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
Nov 1, 2021
Someone in my parents neighborhood thought kids would like this
Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
Jun 1, 2023
Replying to @LotteOddities @jauntez and 3 others
they tell you the mileage by the crow flies and not how much you actually have to drive.
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Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
Sep 5, 2019
Dwight Howard looks like Bobby Digital now
Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
Jul 16, 2021
Holy shit. I’m 7 years sober today, and almost forgot. If you’re struggling with booze or drugs (or eating or sex or honestly anything), trust me when I say, once you acknowledge it. It gets better. The work is hard but it’s so much easier than struggling. One day at a time.
Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
Jun 9, 2019
Wow can’t believe the warriors are losing because Dell Curry is still alive
Muhammad Lila
@MuhammadLila
Jun 7, 2019
Wanna know what *really* makes these #Raptors special? Kawhi's dad was killed when he was 16. Fred's was killed when he was 5. Ibaka lost his mom at 8. Siakam's dad was killed at 20. It's not just what they're doing. It's what they've been through to get here. 🇨🇦 #WeTheNorth
Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
Aug 26, 2020
Its important to be cognizant that the players are leading a strike and not let the NBA brass consume and neuter the message
Shams Charania
@ShamsCharania
Aug 26, 2020
The NBA has postponed its playoff games today.
Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
May 8, 2020
This man tried to grow an n95 mask
Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
Jul 16, 2020
6 years today. If you’re struggling with addiction, I promise it gets better if you do the work.