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YUGE shoutout to President Trump for having EXCELLENT taste in comedy and wives. I’ve seen some crazy stuff in airport bars but this post just blew my mind.
Jimmy Failla
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Jimmy Failla
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Be a Republican or a Democrat, just don’t be a D**K
- NOTHING could be funnier than Democrats calling Trump racist for 10 years and losing because black men voted for him. HILARIOUS.
- Elon Musk is buying Twitter and everyone freaking out drives a Tesla. There’s never been a dumber time to be alive.
- If you didn’t flip out when Biden fired federal workers for not getting a vaccine we don’t really care what you think about Trump firing federal workers for not contributing anything.
- Don’t bag on Zelensky for showing up to the White House in a sweatshirt. Apparently a member of the Biden administration stole his luggage.
- I wanna live in an America where the media is madder at the President who got 13 service members killed than the President who shows up to mourn them.
- With the Stock Market down 800 points out of the gate it would really help political unity if Nancy Pelosi told us which stocks she’s buying on the dip.
- Pete Rose was banned for life for betting on baseball. EVERY SPORTS SHOW covering his death is sponsored by a Gambling site. This is the dumbest time there’s ever been to be alive.
- Mamdani had a CASH BAR at his victory party. If you can’t get a free vodka from this guy something tells me the free food and buses ain’t coming. Congrats, suckers.
- Failing to pick a leader in 2 days is not embarrassing. Spiking inflation to a 40 year high is embarrassing. Opening the border is embarrassing. Fleeing Afghanistan is embarrassing. Forcing (non-working) vaccines on people is embarrassing. Take your time, GOP. Take your time.
- Democrats have gone from mandating electric cars to setting them on fire and they wonder why nobody takes them seriously.
- Karoline Leavitt is 30 minutes into a Press Briefing and she hasn't looked up a single answer yet. KJP would have gone through three binders and a Magic 8 Ball by now. THIS is why people wanna ditch DEI for Meritocracy.
- Tell me again how the biggest threat to our country is Trump voters.
- Every time I tweet a criticism of Biden at least 20 people respond with “Trump lost, get over it.” Yo, inflation is at a 40 year high, we have an all time high in fentanyl deaths from the open border. Gas is unaffordable and we’re out of baby food. Trump didn’t lose. America did.