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Jim Strabo

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Jim Strabo

@JimStrabo

If you're reading this, I've already won.

The Great American Empire

Joined January 2024

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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
Nov 20, 2025
Hi, everyone. I'd like to take a break from the usual jokes to express my sincere condolences as we all morn the unexpected passing of our dear friend and colleague, @tr_hudson. It's difficult to put into words, and I am still reeling from the news, but I knew TR better than
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
Oct 22, 2025
Replying to @DailyMirror
"Ma'am, I'd like my phone back please."
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
May 8, 2024
Replying to @JeremyDBoreing @adamcarolla and @dailywireplus
This looks so boring and inoffensive. What boundaries is this pushing?
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
Nov 26, 2024
Replying to @DailyMail and @MailOnline
I think we all know who wrote this one.
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
Feb 13, 2025
Replying to @garrett_rhianna and @lborouniversity
>SSRI stare >reddit-tier tattoo >useless anti-white degree >acne scars >30lbs overweight >no wedding ring Your cats must be so proud of you!
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
Sep 10, 2024
Replying to @theblaze
Literally sacrificing his own son on the altar of multiculturalism.
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
May 13, 2024
Replying to @TaylorMorganS_ @riotgames and @RiotSupport
So you rage-quit a game and tattled because someone was shit talking you. How unbelievably pathetic. This is exactly why men don't want women invading their spaces. Women will whine endlessly about being excluded until you let them in, and then immediately demand you change
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
May 17, 2024
Replying to @xjhannaa
Lose about 80 lbs and then I might listen to your complaints.
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
Jan 4, 2025
Replying to @WurzelRoot
Well that's odd.
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
Oct 9, 2024
Replying to @sw_holocron @insighteditions and @msumerak
Is anyone else wondering just how bad it can get? We keep hitting levels where I say "Surely this is the lowest they'll let Star Wars go" and they blow right past it the next day like it's nothing.
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
Jun 4, 2025
Replying to @nypost
Ever notice how the flags are always creased? Almost as if they were removed from packages just for this picture.
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
Jul 5, 2024
Replying to @DailyMail and @MailOnline
Her only crime according to the law was that she waited a few weeks too long.
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
Mar 13, 2024
Replying to @AfricanHub_
Wait till you see this.
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Jim Strabo
@JimStrabo
Jan 6, 2025
Replying to @escapefrommelos
The impact of this scene doesn't properly translate through still images. Italian cinema is on a whole other level.
GIF
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