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Jetski Grizzly

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Jetski Grizzly

@Jetskigrizzly

shhh, just watch

Newport Beach, CA

Joined November 2017

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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Jan 1
Make all the money you possibly can and never look back Marry the woman of your dreams, and treat her like a queen till the day she dies Raise beautiful kids & steer humanity in the right direction Protect what you love Live as a warrior but never a coward Happy New Years
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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Oct 30, 2022
This is hands down the funniest video I have ever seen
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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Jun 24, 2025
"hey bossman cool if I cut out 15 mins early 7 fridays from now? I need to pick my girlfriend up from the airport”
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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Jul 9, 2024
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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Mar 6, 2024
Teachers buy these bags of 100 plastic pennies for $12 on Amazon 🤦🏻‍♂️ Never send your kid to public school
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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Apr 29, 2024
Boomers love posting stuff like this while also calling the cops anytime kids have fun
Emmyjo
@Road_trippn
Apr 17, 2024
No helmet, no elbow pads, no kneepads and no fear! Oh how did we survive? 😉
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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Feb 22, 2025
This quote probably goes so hard if you're a retard
JEW
@Langatt_KE
Feb 19, 2025
“They call me crazy because I smoke marijuana, but they call the person who invented the atomic bomb to kill other humans a genius” - BOB MARLEY
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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Mar 22, 2025
"HOLY SHIT AN ATTRACTIVE BLONDE GIRL IS MY UBER DRIVER. YEAH NO TATTOOS OR ANYTHING. ITS THE BOTTOM. BUY EVERYTHING"
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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Aug 5, 2023
Still the greatest to ever do it. John McAfee's resume is absolutely insane 🤯
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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Feb 25, 2025
This probably goes so hard if you're retarded
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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Apr 30, 2024
"hey bossman cool if I cut out 15 mins early 7 fridays from now? I need to pick my girlfriend up from the airport”
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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Jun 29, 2025
Stimulant maxxing with 3 cups of coffee, 36mg of Adderall, and a zyn just to say "nothing from my end" on a zoom call
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Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Nov 29, 2022
Remember when Kyle Rittenhouse randomly shot a group of liberals and 2/3rds of the people he hit were pedophiles
Jetski Grizzly
@Jetskigrizzly
Apr 4, 2024
Wake up and look at little screen, work 10 hours on medium screen, get home and relax with big screen before bed
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