Dear the newspapers. I didn’t “battle” Covid. I lay on my bed reading a book till it went away
Jeremy Clarkson
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Jeremy Clarkson
@JeremyClarkson
I am a still small voice of calm and reason.
- One of the things I’ve noticed in these last few hours is that so very many people on Twitter are truly awful human beings.
- Don’t worry if your A level results are disappointing. I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently holidaying on this boat.
- If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.
- For the first time in my life, I’m genuinely frightened about being a newspaper columnist.
- Don’t worry if your A level grades aren’t any good. I got a C and 2 Us. And I’m sitting here deciding which of my Range Rovers to use today
- If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.
- Twitter is a handy and constant reminder that socialists are disgusting people.
- If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and here I am today, installing lights for a helicopter landing pad in my garden.
- If you didn't get the right A level results, don't worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast.
- A level results a bit rubbish? Don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and I’ve rented this place for the summer.
- Do please watch Clarkson’s Farm 2 this weekend on Amazon. People seem to be loving it. And the soundtrack is amazing.
