jeffrey@JeffScapeOct 3, 2025I’d like to thank everyone who made this dream a reality424284184114K14K195K195K
jeffrey@JeffScapeMay 2, 2025I’m so hungry I could eat the barrel of a shotgun12122.1K2.1K9.8K9.8K175K175K
jeffrey@JeffScapeAug 31, 2025Got so drunk last night I folded my laundry and vacuumed my entire apartment992802808.5K8.5K92K92K
jeffrey@JeffScapeOct 6, 2025Had a dream I met Obama and he hugged me and said “keep going”29295905908.4K8.4K130K130K
jeffrey@JeffScapeAug 25, 2025Babe are you okay? You’ve hardly neglected me today117727727.3K7.3K160K160K
jeffrey@JeffScapeJun 25, 2025Ok I’ll bite. What is ‘New York City’ and why are you all talking about it994434435.3K5.3K81K81K
jeffrey@JeffScapeJun 27, 2025I don’t tweet for likes. I tweet for my ex girlfriend. If you see this Ashley please take me back. We’re well past the statute of limitations20204674675.1K5.1K121K121K
jeffrey@JeffScapeNov 16, 2025I sleep butt naked with a loaded 12 gauge just in case11116126125.2K5.2K100K100K
jeffrey@JeffScapeSep 7, 2025Sometimes your tweets flop. And that’s ok. It happens. It just means no one likes you17175215213.7K3.7K64K64K
