Just found out someone is leaving the office at 4.45pm today to catch a train. Got my “oh on a half day are we?” stored patiently in my throat, like a Navy Seal hiding in a river. Everyone is going to lose their shit with this one. Will report back later how it went…
Jamie Allerton
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- Can’t believe she smoked 20 L&B a day and couldn’t tell the difference between me and my brother
- Wouldn’t want them texting from the front lines.A total ban on under-16s owning smartphones should be considered by the next government, according to a report from MPs Read more 👇 trib.al/YWHGrFq
- Had his headphones in, had to shout it a few times. Classic office reaction everyone worried about my drinking again. Just bants 24/7 that’s what I’m drinking. That and Glens Vodka.
- You have been cursed by the Captain Tom truck, you have 7 days to embezzle a hot tub from your nearest charity
00:00 - Respect the competition and put your A team out Tottenham. Disgusting.
- They haven’t really got your nose Jack it’s just their thumb between their fingers.Wow. What am I seeing!!
- Read the text Phillip Schofield sent Holly Willoughby after admitting to affair independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…
- Was busy holding my cardboard box full of my stuff but I’ve commented on his LinkedIn “half day is it!” Anyway hope he gets to that funeral on time all jokes aside
- Had his headphones in, had to shout it a few times. Classic office reaction everyone worried about my drinking again. Just bants 24/7 that’s what I’m drinking. That and Glens Vodka.
- Switching my mum and dad’s tv from BBC One to BBC One HD when I go home for Christmas
- Really nice to visit the Carling brewery last night to see how it’s made












