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Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
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Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
@JasonKPargin
Author of John Dies at the End & the Zoey Ashe series. Former Editor at Cracked.com, now: jasonpargin.substack.com
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Apr 2, 2022
    Reddit really can be a magical place sometimes
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Dec 30, 2022
    Front page Reddit post today: โ€œI found my dadโ€™s PlayStation from when he was a kid.โ€
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Nov 12, 2025
    Ok was there really a Jumanji 3
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    The Hollywood Handle
    @HollywoodHandle
    Nov 12, 2025
    โ€˜JUMANJI 4โ€™ has begun filming. In theaters in December, 2026.
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Oct 27, 2024
    As a kid these pencils are what taught me that sometimes a new technology can be bad
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    May 4, 2025
    Do Gen Z kids just show up each others' homes unannounced or is that not a thing anymore? When I was a kid there was no texting or cell phones so you'd just be eating lunch or whatever and suddenly a friend would be at your door, without warning. It was awful
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Mar 26, 2022
    Wife told me she'd been "really getting into animal security camera videos" recently and I had her show me one to see what she meant. You'll need sound:
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Oct 4, 2025
    I seriously donโ€™t think anything like this has ever happened even once anywhere in the world
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Aug 8, 2024
    Remember that there are elements of your personality you are totally unaware of that are immediately apparent to any stranger within five minutes of meeting you
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Feb 9, 2024
    I mean this is objectively true just from a money and industry standpoint, right? Iron Man was a C-level superhero and the movie overperformed based entirely on what RDJ brought to the role. An entire industry pivoted on this.
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    DiscussingFilm
    @DiscussingFilm
    Feb 8, 2024
    Christopher Nolan says Robert Downey Jr. playing Iron Man is โ€œone of the most consequential casting decisions thatโ€™s ever been made in the history of movies.โ€ (Source: @colbertlateshow)
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Aug 14, 2022
    Another current media trend I'd have never predicted: Lots of people watching with the captions on because sound mixing is so shitty that you can't tell what people are saying, and instead of studios adjusting the audio, audiences gave up and started reading their shows instead.
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Jul 8, 2025
    Confession: I thought there was some kind of technical definition of a "weed" like I thought you could show it to a plant expert and ask "is this a flower or a weed?" and they could tell you. But no, weed is just a slur for any plant you don't personally want around
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Dec 14, 2024
    My brain is so poisoned that it took me several minutes to figure out what the actual joke is here
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Nov 19, 2023
    Does gen Z understand that the 80s wasnโ€™t like Stranger Things, that in reality it was just this, all the time:
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    Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc
    @JasonKPargin
    Oct 10, 2024
    "No I can't do thursday, that's my day of falconry with RFK jr and Don Jr"
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