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James
@JamesNotJamie1
The artist formerly known as Jamie. Investor, entrepreneur, distinguished collector of free stuff; lover of watches, cars & horses. RIP Snailbert
Miami Beach, FL
Joined September 2023
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Nov 11, 2024
    Following this illiterate guy on ig who decided to skateboard across america a couple weeks ago and left his house in LA w one change of clothes and no money expecting it to take like 2 weeks. He was so surprised when he found out the rocky mountains exist. Really good content
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Aug 10, 2024
    Brat summer is all fun and games until you die from doing fent laced coke in bushwick and your parents have to come identify your body and you were wearing a miniskirt with no panties
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Jan 12, 2024
    I went here and everyone knew you
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Sep 24, 2024
    My new startup uses drones to deliver cigarettes through your car’s sunroof in traffic. Looking to raise like $1k or however much a drone and a carton of cigs cost
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Nov 12, 2024
    Replying to @JamesNotJamie1
    Stop sharing this post i dont want him to see me talking about him like this. Jaayfilms if you’re reading this im only talking shit bc im jealous of u doing something w ur life. I am literally in my 30s and “used to skate” yea man you’re better than me
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    May 6, 2025
    Im autistic and my special interest is spending money
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Jul 20, 2024
    Her: im coming over, you better not be a member of the dominican national guard with down’s syndrome when i get there Me:
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    May 15, 2025
    Not such a sympathetic figure now, is he???
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    Bizlet
    @bizlet7
    May 14, 2025
    5 years on tinder and swiped right 2 million times and got one date. It's time to Thailandmaxx bro.
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Aug 10, 2024
    Replying to @JamesNotJamie1
    If you think this is fucked up just imagine being me. Im allowed to vote and own a gun btw
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Aug 18, 2025
    I was pretty close
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Jul 17, 2025
    Dominican baby boy named chat yipiti
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Apr 24, 2025
    Irish men are the latinas of the british isles
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Sep 3, 2025
    Replying to @MeganNyvold
    You missed the most obvious one—owner’s child doing homework at a table in the corner
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Oct 20, 2025
    My mom got banned from her osteoporosis group on facebook again for calling the moderators retards
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    James
    @JamesNotJamie1
    Aug 10, 2024
    Replying to @planetclarke and @lovedoveclarke
    Scremt*
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