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Ivor Caplin (Parody)
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Ivor Caplin (Parody)
@IvorCaplin
He/Him Former UK Defence Minister & Hove MP/Patron LGBT Labour. Proud to be the G in LGBT (Groomer) #BLM✊🏿 FREE PALESTINE 🍉 🌈We're coming for your children🌈
Brighton, England
Joined February 2025
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    May 12, 2025
    Alright lads @johnmcternan @johnpodesta @nazirafzal @Keir_Starmer which one of you invited the narc into our private trackers again?
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    James O'Keefe
    @JamesOKeefeIII
    May 8, 2025
    AG Pam Bondi Was Covertly Recorded on April 28, Revealing Previously Undisclosed Information About Epstein Regarding 'Tens of Thousands of Videos of Little Kids' to a Complete Stranger in a D.C. Restaurant Yesterday, the AG Made an Almost Identical Statement Publicly After
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Feb 16, 2025
    Bring your kids! #pride #loveislove #diversity #map
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    Brighton & Hove Pride
    @PrideBrighton
    Feb 7, 2025
    Something ravishing is coming... are you ready to get into the spirit of Pride? 🌈🕺✨
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Jul 30, 2025
    A buddy of mine @peterkyle says I look like @joerogan if Joe had HIV and swapped out the Ivermectin for poppers and meth but I don't see it
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    JamesBenson76
    @jimbenson76
    Jul 30, 2025
    Replying to @ToryWipeout
    You mean the same @peterkyle, who’s good friend is online predator @IvorCaplin?
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Mar 9, 2025
    Sorry for slow updates everyone, I've been sick as a dog with COVID all week. It never ends. I can't remember the last time a health test didn't come back as 'positive'. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈 #pride #map #lgbtqiap #loveislove #poz #spreadthelove
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Mar 18, 2025
    I would like to personally thank @sussex_police for their tireless efforts to hold pedophobic 'journalists' accountable for their hate speech against law-abiding child molesters #TwoTierJustice
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    Greg Hadfield
    @GregHadfield
    Jan 11, 2025
    I have recently been told by @sussex_police that I may be charged on Monday for publishing (on June 25 2024!) a single screenshot of a single tweet by @IvorCaplin. Because I - but not him? - contravened Section 127 of the Communications Act 2003.
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Jul 26, 2025
    Shout out to my brother-in-arse Sleazy Pete @peterkyle 🏳️‍🌈👨‍👨‍👦🍆 #hovehomos #noncesquad #secretaryofunderageboys #birdsofafeather
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Jun 2, 2025
    Welcome young and old (especially young!!!🤤) to @PrideCymru Learn new skills like fluffing, drag make-up and fisting P.S Don't worry if you're not 11 yet, come anyway, we don't check ID 😉🍆💦 #happypride #pridemonth #maps #minorattracted
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Jun 5, 2025
    Shut your trap @LeoKearse. We're not paedophiles, we're age-agnostic 🏳️‍🌈👨‍👨‍👦🍆💦 #maps #loveislove #dragqueenstoryhour #muslimgroominggangs #pakistanigroominggangs #labourgroominggangs #noncesunited
    The latest hate crime - "Paedophobia". Probation staff told not to offend paedophiles
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Jun 5, 2025
    It's like we always say in the Labour Party. Old enough to suck, old enough to... 🏳️‍🌈👨‍👨‍👦🍆💦 #lgbt #lgbtq #dragqueenstoryhour #maps #ageagnostic
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    Munsif Web Desk
    @MunsifWebDesk
    May 22, 2025
    Health Tips | Are You Feeding Milk to Your Baby in a Plastic Bottle? Experts Warn of Serious Health Risks if You Don’t Stop Now!* #BabyHealth #PlasticBottleRisks #microplastics munsifdaily.com/health-tips-ar…
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Jun 3, 2025
    The only thing hotter than a Diddy party is a @sesamestreet party🍆💦 #map #minorattracted #babyoil #diddyparty #sesamestreetparty #pridemonth #lgbt #lgbtq #pride #nambla
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    Sesame Street
    @sesamestreet
    Jun 1, 2025
    On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Mar 5, 2025
    Friendly reminder: UK police and authorities are proud allies of groomers 🏳️‍🌈🫶🏳️‍⚧️ If you're a homophobe or paedophobe who dares call out pedophilia, you're doing a Hate Speech™ and you can expect a visit from Old Bill #pride #PakistaniGroomingGangs #lgbt
    Journalist faces criminal charge for highlighting porn shared by former MP on X
    From pressgazette.co.uk
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Apr 19, 2025
    Birds of a feather fսck kids together #proudtobeFAB
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    Fred Thomas MP
    @FredThomasUK
    Oct 15, 2023
    Thanks Ivor you too
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Jun 11, 2025
    Can anyone recommend a new supplier for poppers and GHB? Asking for a friend 👨‍👨‍👦🏳️‍🌈
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    Ivor Caplin (Parody)
    @IvorCaplin
    Jul 30, 2025
    Is #pride still relevant? As the single most ironclad means for minor-attracted persons to get access to minors, it is more important than ever. Repeat after me: Pedo dads are dads Pedo rights are human rights Nazis and pedophobes fuck off #noncedad
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    End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness
    Jul 28, 2025
    The fact that gay chiId sx offenders are able to legally purchase baby boys is a massive moral indictment on us all
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