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Ivan the K™
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Ivan the K™
@IvanTheK
Lead Independent Director of Finance Twitter. Portfolio Mangler. Take each tweet w/ a grain of sea salt. Not opinions of Bridgewater LLC.
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Dec 24, 2022
    I created a locked account with zero followers. I just sent one tweet. Since I have no followers and the account is locked, that tweet should not be visible to anyone. It has 12 views. Conclusion: Twitter "Views" is crap.
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Mar 4, 2020
    This was probably not picked up most cable network coverage. "Can the uninsured get tested?" <no response> "Gentlemen, ladies...Can the uninsured get tested?" WH staffer(?): "Screaming for the camera can't get you anywhere." These people. SMH.
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Dec 24, 2022
    Do you ever carefully read what you type (or the tweet you're responding to) before sending it?
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    May 27, 2024
    If you're a Trump supporter, read this, then look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, "What the f*** happened to me that I've gotten to the point that I would vote to put this demented person back in the White House?"
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Jul 18, 2018
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Aug 6, 2024
    Replying to @lindayaX
    So lemme get this right: The Free Speech Crusaders want to dictate how advertisers exercise their speech? GTFO.
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Aug 6, 2024
    Replying to @AOC
    He's fantasizing about a couch.
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Dec 24, 2022
    Dave, internal bot access should not be considered views. You know this.
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Dec 24, 2022
    Replying to @IvanTheK
    Sh*t’s broke.
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Nov 19, 2021
    KEN GRIFFIN AMENDS CONSTITUTION; ADDS PAYMENT FOR ORDER FLOW TO BILL OF RIGHTS
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Nov 5, 2020
    They found out it costs $3 million.
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    Sarah Reese Jones
    @PoliticusSarah
    Nov 4, 2020
    Jim Acosta reports that the Trump campaign has given up on the Wisconsin recount.
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Jan 24, 2016
    Time-lapse photography FTW.
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    Bassem
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Oct 11, 2022
    "You have until Friday. Pray that I don't alter the deal."
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    Ivan the K™
    @IvanTheK
    Aug 10, 2018
    JUST IN: Erdogan considers taking Turkey private at 420 Lira. Funding secured.