- I’m willing to bet 10s of dollars that the mom of that baby was born in a year that starts with a 2Dave Grohl has announced that he recently became the father of "a new baby daughter, born outside of my marriage" "I love my wife and my children, and I am doing everything I can to regain their trust and earn their forgiveness," he says in a statement → cos.lv/Xp6x50TkvCy
- Me before someone on Twitter explained that they do all the dumb states first
- I saw a TikTok where someone realized the filter for the air purifier they’d been using for months had the plastic on it the whole time I thought “who could be this dumb?” but decided to check mine just for giggles And guys you’re not going to believe this but….
- Hi Sharks. I’m asking for $44 billion so I can buy back Twitter and restore it to factory settings
- On a date a guy told me he had met a woman from an app that showed up 40lbs heavier than she appeared in photos He said this like I should be horrified for him. Like he had been harmed With a straight face he said “that should be considered fraud” Someone get me another cat
- I just saw a post saying not to let pets outside during the eclipse but I’m not even sure my dog knows the sky exists so I think he’s gonna be ok
- My airing of my grievances: A Festivus thread (feel free to add yours below) 1. The blinding LED headlights are top of the list again this year. I’m ready to run for Prime Minister just to outlaw them
- Replying to @ItsSamGFor everyone saying “that’s Nick Fuentes he’s always been like this” please try to understand it’s not about HIM, it’s the 22k+ likes, the 450k followers & all the people who voted hoping for this exact thing to happen. The ones that’s were hiding it, won’t need to anymore
- Replying to @bearded1ndrIt’s a very “I’m sorry that I got caught” vibe isn’t it ?
- Replying to @QUEENP0PWhat it sounds like is me pointing out the cliche that older men with influence will specifically target young women at the expense of their wives /family. You’re the one that made it personal I fear
- The reason we are all so obsessed with finding Kate Middleton is because we grew up with Super Mario Bros and were literally trained to save the princess
- I’ve had restaurant meals (plural!) disrupted by children literally playing hide and go seek under my table while their parents pretended not to notice but you don’t think I get an opinion about this? Nah baby that’s not how participating in society works either
- Ladies, the menfolk are now distracted by football, hockey, and soccer. The time has come. We ride at dawn
