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David
@ImDavidd_
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Feb 10, 2025
    Replying to @DaBabyDaBaby and @kendricklamar
    this one
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Feb 14, 2025
    Replying to @USArmy
    so all i gotta do to avoid a military draft is become transgender..
    GIF
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Jan 8, 2025
    Replying to @PopBase
    “girl, you’re not the governor of canada anymore.”
    00:00
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Feb 6, 2025
    Replying to @itzmochaaa
    yet 9 months later: 🤰
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Mar 25, 2025
    Replying to @XShop
    aaaaaand just like that the joke is ruined. 🤦‍♂️
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Feb 7, 2025
    Replying to @kanyewest
    i miss the old kanye.
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Jan 2, 2025
    Replying to @scubaryan_
    bro inside that suit:
    GIF
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Jan 25, 2025
    Replying to @Gaspafv
    in what other video game can you find yourself in a house with darth vader, miku, peter griffin, spider man, michelangelo, and goku hiding in fear from a giant godzilla 😭 💀
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Mar 17, 2025
    Replying to @meowkoteeq
    when i’m at work and i accidentally left the volume control at home
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Jan 16, 2025
    Replying to @sentdefender
    he’s all grown up 🥹
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Jul 20, 2025
    Replying to @nocontextmemes
    Just got flashbacks to me watching the Thomas the train movie on my dvd player when I was like 5
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Feb 10, 2025
    Replying to @robbystarbuck
    “If I could pick the next Super Bowl halftime show performer, it would be Morgan Wallen. Why? •He’s white •He’s a country singer •Only old white dudes or republicans would know his songs”
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Oct 16, 2025
    Replying to @junbuug
    For everyone wanting to know
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    David
    @ImDavidd_
    Feb 18, 2025
    Replying to @PopBase
    literally said “IM THE BIG THREE” 😭
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