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Frank J. Fleming
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Frank J. Fleming
@IMAO_
Computer engineer, humor writer, married dad of 4, DS dad, novelist
Austin, TX
frankjfleming.com
Joined January 2009
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Jul 22, 2025
    Thanks to AI, people like me who were previously too unskilled and lazy can now make short films. Please enjoy my new film "President Baby Monkey" about what it would be like if we elected a baby monkey as president.
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Feb 10, 2025
    Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Apr 14, 2022
    Elon Musk has also offered to buy CNN+ for twenty-eight bucks.
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Mar 24, 2025
    Have you tried returning the hostages?
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    Muhammad Smiry 🇵🇸
    @MuhammadSmiry
    Mar 21, 2025
    When will this end?
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Feb 21, 2024
    New game: Try to get Google Gemini to make an image of a Caucasian male. I have not been successful so far.
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Jan 26, 2022
    Joe Biden should threaten to resign as president unless Joe Rogan is removed from Spotify.
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Nov 3, 2024
    If you’re gay and really worried about accidentally making a baby, aren’t you gaying wrong?
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    New York Post
    @nypost
    Nov 3, 2024
    Chloë Grace Moretz announces she is gay amid Kamala Harris endorsement: ‘Government has no right over my body’ trib.al/LtA26Ov
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Jul 12, 2024
    Yeah, I never got the Alec Baldwin case. He got a gun he thought was a prop; how was that his fault?
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Nov 3, 2022
    So if AOC doesn’t pay the $8, will she lose her verified badge and then we can’t be sure if it’s her or just someone else pretending not to understand basic economics?
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Mar 29, 2024
    I took my son to a McDonald's recently. He had never been to one and he loved it, but my inner child cried. It felt like eating at a hospital.
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    Derrik Behler (BEE-Ler)
    @DPGBehler
    Mar 29, 2024
    Why did this happen?
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Sep 21, 2025
    So Erika Kirk forgave the shooter for murdering her husband but the left can’t forgive Charlie Kirk for disagreeing with them.
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Jul 3, 2024
    The way Trump is remaining completely silent while the Democrats self-destruct is kinda scary; it's like that scene in Jurassic Park where the velociraptor uses the door handle.
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    Jul 24, 2024
    Like weirder than thinking men can get pregnant?
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    POLITICOEurope
    @POLITICOEurope
    Jul 24, 2024
    OPINION: JD Vance has a bunch of weird views on gender. trib.al/LJ8b5bu
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    Frank J. Fleming
    @IMAO_
    May 4, 2024
    Absolutely sucking at a war you started is not genocide.
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