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Chris Ramsey
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Chris Ramsey
@IAmChrisRamsey
Stand Up Comedian 🎤 One half of #ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed 🎧
On tour soon
chrisramseycomedy.com
Joined February 2009
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Apr 17
    🚨 AUTUMN TOUR ON SALE NOW! 🚨 chrisramseycomedy.com 🎟️ . And please… listen to your friends when they say your hair looks sh*t…
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Dec 25, 2021
    All every Dad wants for Christmas is for his family to keep the wrapping paper together and put it in the bin bag he has placed in the middle of the room.
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Dec 31, 2018
    I had a Cadbury’s Double Decker for the first time EVER yesterday. I always assumed it had raisins and orange in it. It doesn’t. It’s glorious. It’s like a Toffee Crisp had sex with a Boost. And now I have to come to terms with the fact that I’ve basically wasted my life.
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Jun 21, 2020
    Someone needs to invent a toaster that delays the toasting of the second slice by the amount of time it takes you to butter the first.
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Dec 8, 2019
    Guys, it’s been absolutely epic! I can’t thank you all enough for the support you’ve given me @bbcstrictly Massive congrats to @EmmaBarton @kayzer_1 and @kelvin_fletcher - going to be an incredible final! And all the thanks in the world to @karen_hauer. You’re a legend mate!
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Jul 10, 2020
    The love coming in here is unreal guys. Thank you so much. We are over the moon and so excited to see Robin as a big brother! Thanks again. It means a lot x
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Aug 3, 2020
    Being 34 is treating yourself to a birthday morning Twix but having to eat it over the bin in the back room in case your child comes in and demands some of it.
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Aug 18, 2021
    Absolutely gutted.
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Aug 22, 2018
    Ever got out of your pyjamas, had a shower then just put on a slightly nicer set of pyjamas for the day?
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Nov 24, 2019
    QUARTER FINAL!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Thank you all SO SO MUCH for keeping me and @karen_hauer in this competition with your sweet sweet votes! We are both overjoyed and absolutely stunned! Thank you! @bbcstrictly
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Nov 29, 2019
    Say it ain’t so I will not go Turn the lights off Carry me home
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Aug 19, 2018
    Nights out in you’re 20’s: “Gary’s getting the shots in... LEGEND!” Nights out in your 30’s: “Gary, stop buying shots. What’s wrong with you? I’ve got to put a shed up tomorrow”
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Dec 1, 2019
    Cheers for the lovely tweets guys! I’m absolutely flabbergasted. Thought the judges would be getting rid of me first chance they got! 🤯
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    Chris Ramsey
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    Sep 22, 2019
    Well, I danced in front of people... for the first time ever ✅ I didn’t fall over ✅ I remembered the routine ✅ I sorted my face out ✅ ... just got to get the rest of the body in check for next week now! Thanks for all the love guys xxx @bbcstrictly