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Mike Figueredo

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Mike Figueredo

@HumanistReport

Host of The Humanist Report, co-host of Leftist Mafia, author of Catalyze, dog father (he/him) | linktr.ee/humanistreport

United States

Joined March 2015

Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Jul 15, 2024
Man responsible for the slaughter of 186,000 people condemns violence.
Prime Minister of Israel
@IsraeliPM
Jul 14, 2024
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu: "Like all Israelis, my wife Sara and I were shocked by the horrific assassination attempt on the life of President Donald Trump.
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Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Aug 27, 2024
I’ll take the lady who’s literally a doctor over the brain-wormed nepo baby shrieking about chem trails and vaccines, thnx.
🇺🇸 Pismo 🇺🇸
@Pismo_B
Aug 23, 2024
Who would you rather have as Secretary for Health, RFK Jr. or Rachel Levine?
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Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Dec 6, 2024
what's happening lol
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Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Feb 26, 2025
Ma'am, you make $15 million every year reading propaganda off of a teleprompter an hour a day. Unlike federal workers, you provide absolutely nothing of value to Americans. Maybe YOU should get a real fucking job, idiot.
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Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Aug 2, 2024
I thought you were joking until I looked for myself and… what the fuck??
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Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Feb 22, 2025
If Lumon were a real company you’d bring Kier Eagan on your podcast to lick his boots and talk about how the “woke” left is “communist” for being against corporations severing people.
Joe Rogan
@joerogan
Feb 22, 2025
Severance is a fantastic show. Completely original and totally unpredictable. Amazing writing, directing and acting. Just a totally unique show. Just finished season one and on to season 2 on @AppleTV
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Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Jun 21, 2023
Can anyone identify the cisgender individual to the right of notorious sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell?
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Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
May 30, 2024
Imagine calling student protesters "violent" while your husband is literally giving Netanyahu bombs he KNOWS will be dropped on children. Despicable.
The Recount
@therecount
May 29, 2024
First Lady Jill Biden on “The View” condemns “violent” pro-Palestinian campus protests: “Why would we be violent? What is the point of the violence? I mean, aren't they really protesting the violence with violence? I mean, that doesn't make sense.”
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Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Jul 3, 2024
She literally propped up Trump in the GOP primaries because she thought he'd be the easiest to beat. This was after her husband (a golfing buddy of Trump) casually encouraged him to run. So, no, she's been wrong about everything; from strategy to policy (Iraq war, Libya, etc.).
Isaiah Martin
@isaiahrmartin
Jul 1, 2024
Once again, she was right about EVERYTHING
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Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Apr 21, 2022
If you’re wondering why explaining to conservatives that gender-affirming care for trans youth reduces suicides never resonates with them, it’s because they literally would prefer trans kids kill themselves. They want LGBTQ kids to die. This isn’t hyperbole. 1/3
Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Nov 10, 2024
This isn’t leopards eating people’s faces. This is a liberal telling you to punish innocent people who had nothing to do with their family member’s fascist vote. If you call ICE on anyone you are a disgusting piece of shit and fascist collaborator. Full stop.
Candidly Tiff
@tify330
Nov 8, 2024
He is cold-blooded
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Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Jul 25, 2024
Decided to dig into Hillbilly Elegy. 21 pages in and I found this insane fucking admission. 💀
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Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Mar 11, 2025
The robber baron bootlicking right.
Joe Rogan Podcast News
@joeroganhq
Mar 10, 2025
The tolerant left.
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Mike Figueredo
@HumanistReport
Dec 5, 2024
Fuck his family too.
Julie Nelson
@JulieNelsonKARE
Dec 4, 2024
Just a reminder that Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth who was just shot and killed in NY, was a human being with a family. So many of the comments on his murder are despicable.
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