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Parody Tim Hortons

@HortonsParody
Canada’s least favourite coffee and donut.
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    Parody Tim Hortons
    @HortonsParody
    May 31, 2025
    We are hiring: Restaurant Team Member Work Status for Canada from India only Experience: One full week in food industry required Language: Punjabi, Hindi, Broken English preferred Work Location: In person or remotely
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    Parody Tim Hortons
    @HortonsParody
    15h
    Shoutout to the lefties at Tims: multitasking so hard they wash their butt and still get your order right.
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    17h
    Today is International Lefthanders Day.
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    Parody Tim Hortons
    @HortonsParody
    Aug 12
    When the whole morning shift is on the same bus and someone’s already practicing their fake smile in the window reflection.
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    Parody Tim Hortons
    @HortonsParody
    Aug 11
    Same recipe as Tim's, they just swapped the crunchy cockroach for a meaty chunk of frog or whatever that is.
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    Bruce
    @bruce_barrett
    Aug 10
    Some cultures are just incompatible with ours. Poor frog. 🐸
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    𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠
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    𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠
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    Parody Tim Hortons
    @HortonsParody
    Aug 11
    We gave them just enough fuel to get their elbows up, but not enough to stay on key or to have common sense.
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    Canada Proud
    @WeAreCanProud
    Aug 10
    This is hard to watch. 😒
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