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Darryl, Socrates Friend
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The fun police
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    Jan 14, 2025
    Lmfao
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    swoley cannoli 💕
    @tiramisutoni
    Jan 14, 2025
    This woman posted her giant baby on TikTok and the Detroit Lions commented "dibs" I can't believe we're about to lose this app.
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    Feb 16, 2024
    Well it took you 50 years to find it, so…
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    Habetman
    @Habetman
    Feb 16, 2024
    I'm 59 and just found this amongst my mother's stuff....
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    Oct 22, 2018
    “Hey sport… yep sit right there so dad can get this picture of you being a fuckin LOSER!!”
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    ABC15 Arizona
    @abc15
    Oct 22, 2018
    A Tucson 6-year-old invited 32 of his classmates to a pizza party for his birthday over the weekend... and no one showed up: bit.ly/2Pejfrj #abc15
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    Jul 14, 2025
    Helped kids with Ubers, and paid out of pocket for physical therapy for some kids. Asked for help from the community, and gets suspended. JOKE
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    Yahoo Sports
    Yahoo
    @YahooSports
    Jul 14, 2025
    Teddy Bridgewater suspended from Miami Northwestern for reportedly giving impermissible benefits to his players
    Readers added context
    Bridgewater was not an employee of Miami Northwestern and did all of this as a volunteer in which he self reported the funds he donated to the facilities. Bridgewater stated it’s not possible to be investigated for this and to be suspended from a program he doesn’t work for. x.com/mastertes/stat…
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    May 9, 2025
    An endangered species for certain
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    Apr 23, 2017
    Lmfaoooo. Lil bruh 17 years old but fed up like a man who's been married 30 years x.com/djhall238/stat…
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    Nov 6, 2024
    Good day to log out and unplug. I’m not gonna do it, but it’s a good day for it.
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    Aug 5, 2024
    New White boy meth head hat just dropped
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    Jaguars Uniform Tracker
    @JaguarsUniforms
    Aug 5, 2024
    Replying to @JaguarsUniforms
    The plaid hats look incredible (a bit too wild for me to sport, personally). It even comes in a darker colorway. fanatics.93n6tx.net/VmqWDO
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    Dec 12, 2023
    Time to start stuffing these nerds into lockers again. Unrealized yards. How many unrealized bitches you got, pal?
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    Ian Hartitz
    @Ihartitz
    Dec 11, 2023
    Chris Olave has an NFL-high 1,093 unrealized air yards this season. Nobody else is even at 900.
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    Apr 11, 2024
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    Flex Jr.
    @LeBeauJauneRoi
    Apr 11, 2024
    White people might throw something on the grill for OJ’s passing
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    May 28, 2024
    It’s always 2 Dumb Bitches tellin each other exactlyyyyy
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    Jan 13, 2016
    When they say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but she's your fish
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    May 26, 2024
    This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
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    Darryl, Socrates Friend
    @HoodCertified
    Feb 13, 2025
    Yeah I got a gluten allergy. Imma glue ten of these beers to my fuckin hand and drink em all
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