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Rosemary Dempsey, the inventor of Kiwi Onion Dip, is our greatest living New Zealander
- Two Redditors videoed the same car at different points on the same day and someone has stitched their posts together into one of the most emotionally satisfying short films I've seen in recent years
00:00 - it's probably partly because every time she speaks 274 of the most deranged middle-aged men on the planet immediately materialise to call her Hitler because she briefly wouldn't let them cough the coronavirus directly onto children
- Miami Zoo's social media manager waking up to 20,000 angry messages from New Zealand
- If it turns out Jacinda had illegally kept me alive, I will never forgive her
- Restaurants three months ago: we need to drop all Covid restrictions if we're going to make money Restaurants now: we can't function because half our staff have Covid
- Captured a rare Ford Ranger quadfecta in the wild today. On yellow lines, blocking a footpath, a bike lane, and a bus stop, all at once. Obviously horrible for the city but incredible to watch a master of the craft at work
- imagine writing something so bad that it makes Jason Gunn say 'shit'
- My favourite thing this election is Jack Tame asking politicians for an awkward stat, them using the "I don't have that figure" gambit, then him hitting them with "don't worry, I do". You can actually see them experiencing a deeply painful vision of the future
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00:00 - If Chlöe Swarbrick ends up winning Auckland Central by 420 votes and cannabis legalisation passes, then by law she becomes the prime minister
- Why would the government take local control away from councils
- Did everyone behind the counter in a cafe clap Amanda Palmer? Sort of true Are New Zealanders nice? FALSE and OFFENSIVE thespinoff.co.nz/society/22-01-…
- I also miss when driving was easy and you could happily drift over the centre lane, instantly killing yourself and several other people
