Two innocent changes. One production outage. One for security. One for speed. Together? Stuck workers. No free database connections. Site down. A perfect plan for a quiet evening.
blog.crazy-goat.com/en/grpc-opcach…#PHP#gRPC#MySQL
I keep hitting the same wall: Xdebug in Docker, PhpStorm path mapping, and AI agent mangling a 1600-byte auth token. Is this just me, or does everyone quietly work around it too? I got tired of guessing, so I built a tool instead.
blog.crazy-goat.com/en/xdbg-mcp-se…#PHP#Xdebug#Docker
PHP-FPM segfaulted (exit 139) on Colima.
Same image worked fine on Docker Desktop.
No logs. No core dump. No error. Just gone, ~1s after start.
CLI worked. Only the FPM master died.
It took me a full day. Here's the bug 🧵
Yesterday I stress-tested @deepseek v4 flash via @opencode go subscription for vibe coding at scale.
- Generated ~100 dev tasks with GLM-5.1 ($3.00)
- Deepseek worker - 400M tokens ($2.97)
- ~75 tool calls per session
Pretty impressive for a $3 model.
