This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*
uh oh
*Frantically starts flipping though pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
The fact that people used to deliver pizzas before GPS is so absurd to me.
People were really calling up a pizzeria like "I want a large pizza delivered in 30 minutes. I'm going to give you a house number, and a random street name. Good fucking luck."
Tbh, it's kind of funny seeing zoomers learn about what the world was like before they were born.
Like, The Office said the f-slur on primetime network television. We're not very far removed from this.
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SO YOU TAKE PFIZER'S 66% EFFECTIVENESS, PLUS MODERNA'S 80.2% EFFECTIVENESS, AND ADD THAT TO ASTRAZENECA'S 90%, AND THAT GIVES ME A 236.2% CHANCE OF BEATING CORONAVIRUS THIS SUNDAY AT SACRIFICE
I think that if you're an astronaut and a private company says "we can fly you to space for 8 days," and then after 60+ days in space they tell you "probably next year actually," you should be able to sue that company out of existence, even when it's as large as Boeing.
