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Grantavius
@Grantavius1717
Father. Catholic. Combat Veteran OIF 2, 6-8 (Purple Heart) Animal lover. My pronouns are 5.56/.308/9mm. Drain the swamp. 🥰 @Sassshell
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    @Grantavius1717
    Feb 17
    There was once a man who lived in a cabin with his wife and 2 children, a boy and a girl. He had everything he needed. Chickens, cows, a small field, a well for water, and neighbors near by. One day as the man was coming in from working his field he saw a rattle snake in the
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    @Grantavius1717
    Sep 22, 2024
    Replying to @War_Rum
    I've always wondered what that dude was on. That guy had to be huffing some serious shit to walk through 12 rounds at near point blank range.
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    Grantavius
    @Grantavius1717
    Mar 24, 2024
    My pregnant fiancee just told me we can't put the rocking chair my father bought for my mother that my sister and I were both nursed on in the baby's nursery because it won't match her "theme". Both my parents have passed. This is a big fucking issue for me.
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    @Grantavius1717
    Jun 28, 2025
    Replying to @Rainmaker1973
    Just looking at the way the tree was already leaning towards the house told me all I needed to know. Their best bet would have been to take down the branches first, then sections of the main trunk. Much more labor intensive, but ultimately much safer. What a dumbass. All of 'em.
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    Grantavius
    @Grantavius1717
    Oct 15, 2025
    Replying to @GovPressOffice
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    Grantavius
    @Grantavius1717
    May 12, 2023
    Replying to @EverythingOOC
    I lived in Germany for a few years. They start learning English in the 1st grade. Legit learning, not like taking high school Spanish. Everybody speaks English there, or enough that you don't need to know Deutsch to have a hell of a time. Visit germany, worth every penny.
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    Grantavius
    @Grantavius1717
    Mar 24, 2025
    Replying to @BGatesIsaPyscho
    I tried withdrawing $10,000 cash from my bank a few years back. The teller, then the manager flat out told me I can't. I said OK, then close all of my business and personal accounts (well over $150,000 at that time). They ended up giving me my $10,000 and then we switched banks.
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    Grantavius
    @Grantavius1717
    Mar 24, 2024
    Replying to @UllrRover
    She dismissed the idea as soon as I said it. My input doesn't matter apparently.
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    Grantavius
    @Grantavius1717
    Jul 14, 2024
    Replying to @HealthRanger
    My longest shot in Iraq was 1,150m with a 40 mph crosswind at full value. I could throw a rock and hit a target at 450'. I'm just glad this dude never went to the range. Thank God Trump is still alive. #Maga2024
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    Grantavius
    @Grantavius1717
    Aug 1, 2023
    Replying to @creation247
    Big fucking win.
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    Grantavius
    @Grantavius1717
    Aug 17, 2023
    Replying to @fasc1nate
    That dude had an iron grip. 20 minutes is a long time to hold someone like that.
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    Grantavius
    @Grantavius1717
    Mar 4, 2025
    Replying to @Liberty_Xtreme
    Between the California gangs, the country folk strewn coast to coast and between both borders, Texas (nuff said), The South (nuff said), fucking Florida, and the millions of pissed off veterans, they won't stand a chance.
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    Grantavius
    @Grantavius1717
    Mar 24, 2024
    That was my plan
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    Grantavius
    @Grantavius1717
    Mar 24, 2024
    Replying to @theunsungbard
    She hasn't even seen it yet. It's a beautiful piece. The only compromise so far is to get two rocking chairs. Or paint it, which I will not do.
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