The Gramercy Goblin
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The Gramercy Goblin
@Gramercy_Goblin
shredder of all powders | centurion lounge squatter | caviar connoisseur | A5 Wagyu enjoyer | *not financial advice*
Gramercy, Manhattan
Joined April 2025
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    The Gramercy Goblin
    @Gramercy_Goblin
    Oct 7, 2025
    Trip off to a good start
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    The Gramercy Goblin
    @Gramercy_Goblin
    Aug 14, 2025
    Replying to @SperrysandNikes
    Was she hot
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    The Gramercy Goblin
    @Gramercy_Goblin
    Sep 12, 2025
    Replying to @rosiekennedyxx
    And your favorite food is dick. So what?!
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    The Gramercy Goblin
    @Gramercy_Goblin
    Nov 2, 2025
    Yes that’s an A5 Wagyu ribeye at the Ritz. What’s the left gonna do abt it.
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    The Gramercy Goblin
    @Gramercy_Goblin
    Sep 25, 2025
    “Chefs table” doesn’t exist at Nobu in NYC you fucking fraud. Go back to making ground beef and rice slop bowls you peasant
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    The Gramercy Goblin
    @Gramercy_Goblin
    Nov 7, 2025
    This Arthur and Sons vodka pasta and chicken cutlet was $55 on uber eats. Maybe mamdani was onto something…
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    The Gramercy Goblin
    @Gramercy_Goblin
    Sep 25, 2025
    Replying to @MurrayHillGuy1
    Didn’t crop the top corners good enough. Nice try tho
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    The Gramercy Goblin
    @Gramercy_Goblin
    Oct 8, 2025
    Replying to @NRNancy_
    I wanted everyone to know I was in 2F
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    The Gramercy Goblin
    @Gramercy_Goblin
    Aug 1, 2025
    Replying to @BacardiCapital and @skoalyeah126
    Four horseman which is in Brooklyn. Confirmed back office for JPM
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    The Gramercy Goblin
    @Gramercy_Goblin
    Aug 13, 2025
    Replying to @NRNancy_ and @johnsummit
    That’s you soon. Lock in and stop catching STDs
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