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@GoochWipe
Pressure cooking my prolapsed anus until it’s malleable and tender enough to strain my scrotal pustules through
Smogville, Wales
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    May 11
    The “twin tower” motif stems from the ancient Maya and their Rio Bec style architecture which was designed to represent the hero twins who conquered the gods of death in a ball game. 9/11 probably wouldn’t have happened without the Maya inspiring Bush to build the twin towers
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    Mar 27, 2025
    Replying to @groby5000000
    The microwaves will harden and you can take them out of the microwave, use them as you see fit.
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    Jul 5, 2025
    Replying to @httpsbug_
    I would’ve handed them both pamphlets for the Latter Day Saints and explained the lizard beliefs to amend their situation
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    Aug 20, 2025
    Replying to @SparrowAdorer
    We tried this on my stillborn
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    Sep 22, 2025
    Replying to @chicbungus
    Level 1 perverts be like bloody diarrhea and amputee elbow fucking
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    Oct 22, 2025
    Replying to @TheCumpound
    You should be in prison
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    Apr 5, 2025
    Replying to @LizaARokatunder
    Yeah the “blood” is because the ice was from glaciers that contained a lot of iron oxide which turn water red. Skull n bone is harder than water so it only looks like he died
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    Aug 27, 2025
    Replying to @notzergio
    To be fair it’s hard to tell the 350 from the 370
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    Apr 9, 2025
    Replying to @paulmagic000
    Fuck you man she’s trying her best
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    Sep 23, 2025
    Replying to @hoodheresies07
    Dax whole fanbase is IDF soldiers
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    Sep 8, 2025
    Replying to @LocalBateman
    If finding Nemo was scientifically accurate I would’ve boiled all the fish and eaten them
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    Jun 28, 2025
    Replying to @GeebMinister
    Dear god no… please don’t tell me you’re a ginger…
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    Mar 15, 2025
    Yankin my pole and playing Minecraft
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    Oct 17, 2025
    Replying to @meanvenusian
    That’s exactly what happened to all 7 of mine, was so hard explaining to my parents
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