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Geoff Norcott
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England, United Kingdom
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Born December 16
Joined May 2010
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Jun 16
    NEW EPISODE 💥 The brilliant @DominicFrisby returns to discuss… - Is social media Keir’s bid for legacy? - Is Burnham Keir with a better voice? - Why airport parking now costs more than flights. Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPo… Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottSp… YouTube:
    What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
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    What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
    Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about...
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Dec 2, 2024
    Massive away win for the little fella.
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Sep 11, 2025
    Imagine leaving X because it was too ‘toxic’ only to end up celebrating a man’s murder on a different platform.
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Dec 4, 2022
    This guy looks like a photo-shop of about five different people.
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Sep 13, 2022
    Anyone thinking King Charles behaviour was unacceptable. God forbid you ever see footage of my Dad trying to fix something while I was standing in ‘his light’.
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Mar 16, 2021
    BREAKING More European countries suspend Astra Zeneca after 2 patients subsequently trampled by cattle
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Sep 22, 2020
    Only six friends, table service & finished by 10pm. That’s not fighting a pandemic. Those are criteria for a middle-aged night out.
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Mar 20, 2020
    Fuck it, I’m going 100% takeaway 1. Supermarkets have earned enough 2. Local businesses need support 3. I’ve always wanted to live like this
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Aug 3, 2025
    No. Other. Sport. Provides. This. #ENGvIND
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Sep 10, 2024
    Thatcher took away free milk in 1971. People were still shouting ‘milk snatcher’ at her funeral 42 years later. Though luckily for Labour hardly anything rhymes with ‘winter fuel allowance’.
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Nov 26, 2020
    'I'm a Celebrity' really loses it's USP when the contestants have more liberty than 99% of the country.
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Jan 25, 2022
    Imagine a stag-do organised by Dominic Cummings. ‘Right lads, what goes on tour…will be ruthlessly chronicled and drip-fed to news outlets.’
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Mar 3, 2025
    This may be an excessively British take. But, if you *have* to take a phone call on the train, it should be conducted as quietly as possible and with the appropriate level of shame.
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Dec 2, 2024
    This is now the most liked tweet I've ever done. All those years wasted years wanging on about politics...
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    Geoff Norcott
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    Dec 2, 2024
    Massive away win for the little fella.
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