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Fred Delicious 🍆
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Fred Delicious 🍆
@Fred_Delicious
website gentleman
Costa del Stoke-on-Trent
Joined August 2012
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Feb 6, 2025
    imagine watching him walk back to the cockpit if she said no
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    New York Post
    @nypost
    Feb 5, 2025
    Pilot proposes to girlfriend midflight in heartwarming video: ‘My co-pilot of love and life’ trib.al/QySyPCX
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    May 9, 2022
    bugs when you lift up a rock
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Feb 22, 2025
    you never know what you’re going to see when you open twitter. For example here is a man completely in awe that another man is carrying a coat
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    Benny Johnson
    The Benny Show
    @bennyjohnson
    Feb 21, 2025
    Trump carrying his own coat through the White House. The definition of servant leadership
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    Michael Solakiewicz
    00:00
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    Michael Solakiewicz
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Jun 5, 2025
    this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Sep 3, 2021
    but I used a paper straw
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    Christiaan Triebert
    @trbrtc
    Sep 2, 2021
    Replying to @trbrtc
    28th St & 7 Ave subway station (Chelsea, Manhattan)
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    Rick
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    Rick
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Mar 26, 2022
    I’m still not sure if it’s a real turtle or not. they could look like that on the inside for all I know
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Nov 11, 2022
    paid verification only lasted 48 hours, but what a 48 hours they were
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Apr 25, 2020
    imagine explaining this tweet to someone from last year
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    CNA TODAY
    @TODAYonline
    Apr 22, 2020
    Tom Hanks' Blood Will be Used To Develop COVID-19 Vaccine bit.ly/2XU1GAP
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Feb 26, 2023
    Day 1 - 'Greta Thunberg check out my cars' Day 73 - 'my dearest Barbara, today I fought a ghost'
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Jan 29, 2025
    the main problem with making your entire existence based on not dying, is that when you inevitably do it will be very, very funny
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    Bryan Johnson
    @bryan_johnson
    Jan 28, 2025
    I am no longer injecting my son's blood. I've upgraded to something else: total plasma exchange. Steps: 1. Take out all blood from body 2. Separate plasma from blood 3. Replace plasma with 5% albumin & IVIG Here's my bag of plasma. Who wants it? 🧵
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Dec 21, 2024
    late contender for best twitter exchange of 2024
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Dec 14, 2021
    reverse spider-man where a spider gets bitten by a human and begins driving a car and having depression
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Feb 21, 2025
    ‘pick you up at 8? I’ll be the guy on the omnidirectional ball motorcycle that balances laterally like a Segway and moves in any direction’
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    The Figen
    @TheFigen_
    Feb 20, 2025
    This engineer designed an omnidirectional ball motorcycle that balances laterally like a Segway and moves in any direction.
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    Le Contemplateur
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    Le Contemplateur
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    Fred Delicious 🍆
    @Fred_Delicious
    Oct 16, 2024
    ‘mr pacino you’re due on set’ ‘not now I’m texting a baby’
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    bethany
    @thenightbethore
    Oct 15, 2024
    2.2M

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