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fredesque
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fredesque
@FredTaming
black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ friendly | he/him | Bruins, BU Hockey, Celtics, Fever, Fleet, Patriots, Red Sox
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Jan 15, 2019
    β€œLeave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone,” mother would say, going upstairs. But I couldn’t help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting. β€œNobody’s going to wear those,” I’d say. β€œThey’re stupid.” But on he worked.
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Jul 17, 2023
    jesus christ he's huge
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    Daily Loud
    @DailyLoud
    Jul 17, 2023
    Lindsay Lohan gives birth to baby boy
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Sep 17, 2020
    [inventor of cursive] what if the letters held hands
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Mar 12, 2021
    if this is a then wtf pair of scissors is this
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Mar 27, 2025
    cooking just became accessible
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    Krish Shah
    @KrishRShah
    Mar 26, 2025
    Art just became accessible
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Sep 26, 2022
    hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Aug 4, 2022
    i think what i liked most about my first time having sex was that glowy feeling from head to toe you get after realizing you can’t be thrown into a volcano as a sacrifice anymore
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Jan 14, 2022
    normalize women naming their daughters after themselves. we need some susan jrs around here
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Dec 14, 2019
    emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Jul 12, 2025
    "grok is this real" [crashes into tunnel painted on wall]
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    FearBuck
    @FearedBuck
    Jul 10, 2025
    Elon Musk announces Grok AI will be integrated into Tesla vehicles next week
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Nov 21, 2019
    me: face down, ass up funeral director: absolutely not
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Apr 7, 2022
    i call everyone i see in public tony hawk just in case
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Oct 30, 2024
    [to my child as im setting a timer] i hope you realize setting the timer counts as part of this 15 minutes
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    fredesque
    @FredTaming
    Mar 30, 2022
    jk simmons fr simmons