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Jack
@FFS_WhatNow
Sweary. Gay. No affiliation to the Alphabet Mafia. Co Host of The Dumb Ages Podcast.
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    Jack
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    Jun 1
    As we enter the holy month of Tranadan, it's important to observe proper etiquette when crossing rainbow roads. If you're unsure of your responsibilities, I've provided this handy video to guide you.
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    Jack
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    Jul 10, 2024
    The England fans have found a German copper who looks like Southgate 😂👌
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    Jack
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    Jul 4, 2025
    Japanese people are just bloody lovely, aren't they?
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    𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵
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    𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵
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    Jack
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    Sep 5, 2024
    Your wife was fighting cancer and you left her to marry your daughter's 35 year old friend. Nobody needs morality lessons from you, Richard.
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    Richard Keys
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    Sep 5, 2024
    Nigel Farsge lunching at Scott’s Mayfair in the most expensive street in the U.K. today. To be fair I’m certain he was working on constituency business - although it didn’t sound like it.
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    Jack
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    Sep 15, 2024
    I can't speak for everyone, but I find machete fights on the streets of Britain far more concerning than hurty words on social media.
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    London & UK Street News
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    London & UK Street News
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    Jack
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    Oct 30, 2025
    My Vauxhall is a Bentley My Vauxhall is a Bentley My Vauxhall is a Bentley My Vauxhall is a Bentley My Vauxhall is a Bentley My Vauxhall is a Bentley My Vauxhall is a Bentley My Vauxhall is a Bentley My Vauxhall is a Bentley
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    Jack
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    Feb 17, 2025
    There's nothing unrealistic about six heterosexual white people being best friends. The only unrealistic thing is thinking you can appease every moaning b@stard on the planet and still be able to make something funny. I'm so glad I got to watch great comedies before the world
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    Jack
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    Oct 29, 2024
    He gaslit the nation and called any dissenting voices far-right. He is not fit for the office of Prime Minister. Keir Starmer, RESIGN!
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    Jack
    @FFS_WhatNow
    Mar 3, 2025
    I don't care who this offends. It's absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    Jack
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    Aug 29, 2024
    'Anyone caught having more than one Greggs per week will be sentenced to life imprisonment'
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    Jack
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    Jul 12, 2025
    I don't care what your feelings for the Royal Family are. This lady has gone through a horrendous few years, and that reception from the crowd makes me proud to be British 🇬🇧
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    Wimbledon
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    Jul 12, 2025
    Centre Court rises to give a warm welcome to our Patron HRH The Princess of Wales 💜💚 #Wimbledon
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    Jack
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    Jan 30, 2025
    Had to go for a meeting at the hospital regarding the next step for my mum's recovery. Good job I did 🤬
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    Jack
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    Aug 27, 2024
    If I knew 25 years ago that I'd be lumped under the same alphabet umbrella as weird fetishists, transvestites, and boring straight people inventing genders daily because they have no personality, I'd have stayed in the fucking closet. x.com/godblesstoto/s…
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    Jack
    @FFS_WhatNow
    Jun 4, 2025
    Once again, if you're offended, I don't care. This is the best use of a rainbow crossing ever 😂😂😂😂😂
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